If it's late at night when you get the call make sure as you get up that you don't fall. And don't slouch! Stand up tall!! Oh, I'll be the one standing by the Jersey Wall.....

It's too early for the Dr Seuss........

 

If your the bloke with a Dodge thats Broke give me a call I help with that yoke. Its not a joke so please dont choke helps on the way as soon as you spoke.

 

Well your gonna need a 12 valve so that you have a real 5.9. Im in.

 

And If yer a bloke with a broke powerstroke you can give me a call and i wont stall and i can look real tall as im haulin' yall. When i hook to your ford i wont be ashamed because my truck is wearing the cummins name. And i might laugh and i might even choke and when its all over remember your the one with the powerjoke. My truck wont spit and it wont sputter, when i drop the clutch under a load it wont even shudder. The roads might be scary and things might get a little hairy but in the end my old dodge will carry your junker all the way to the truck cemetery. And you will let out a sigh and you might even cry, but you will look me in the eye and you know you cant deny that Im the guy.

 

Alright! Alright! You're in! Enough already Big Red 97'!!!

 

wouldnt that be 12v only?

 

if you drive a duramax you should pay cummins tax or at least donate a snack to the Goofball members down at the shack. If you choose to ignore this max we will give you thirty whacks with a pair of imported cheepo stacks or maybe give you a body wax man I am getting wacked and better go before the members attack.

 

So what number does that make me so i can add it to my sig. Been waitin to get in a club. Never imagined it would be a goofball club. O well This will be a cool club. Lots of laughs to be had.

 

now i do have a, thought that has arrived, since this thread has survived,

how many of your wives had have a poem comprised with their thought in your eyes?
just a thought that has arised since this thread was comprised and we all ate chicken theighs, and then had some pies, now i will say my good byes and be out of your eyes...

 

Don't forget the fries. They were the best in my eyes.....

Big Red 97', Go to page two if you would like to view the number assigned to you. Oh, the others can go look there too...

Boy! We are a bunch of ding dongs aren't we?????

 

HEY I resemble that remark!

 

If you want to respond to this thread, get some rhymes in your head then we will laugh at what you have said. If you don't have a rhyme then we don't have the time and would appreciate it if IN you didn't chime. Don't think of me as slime because I spoke my mind. I try to be kind and now I think I'll go unwind........

 

I have better things to do than continue this sillyness with you.

Where do you guys come up with this stuff...do you guys take a puff from an illegal grassy huff....or a laced dip of snuff... or drink booze until your body says you had enough?


You should try to be more mature like Lary and Jack! We want to make sure they let you come back.

OMG......you're making me speak in rhyme, I need to get away before I run out of time........

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Been a bit of time since I check on this and I accept the invitation to join and be #10. I think I should hold some sort of office for being one of the few to own all 3 Generations. Or at least be a consultant.

 

The V-10 dont count.