Good Morning

 

Well if you mean me.....................good morning.

 

Morning, finally able to get a cup. Waiting for the big one to come in from across the lake.

 

Just got the first report of a funnel cloud near Sparta.

 

Sure did.... I think

No funnel cloud dares invade Sparta!

 

You're probably right, just one call, false alarm. They're getting it pretty heavy to the south though.

 

Let me correct T-Rad's statement... I'm SUPPOSED to be teaching little ones how not to burn. Waiting out the storm that Red speaks of.





Morning all.

Today is Wednesday, June 23rd.

On this day in 1683 - William Penn signed a friendship treaty with Lenni Lenape Indians in Pennsylvania.

1836 - The U.S. Congress approved the Deposit Act, which contained a provision for turning over surplus federal revenue to the states.

1860 - The U.S. Secret Service was created to arrest counterfeiters.

1865 - Confederate General Stand Watie, who was also a Cherokee chief, surrendered the last sizable Confederate army at Fort Towson, in the Oklahoma Territory.

1868 - Christopher Latham Sholes received a patent for an invention that he called a "Type-Writer."

1951 - Soviet U.N. delegate Jacob Malik proposed cease-fire discussions in the Korean War.

1952 - The U.S. Air Force bombed power plants on Yalu River, Korea.

1972 - U.S. President Nixon and White House chief of staff H.R. Haldeman discussed a plan to use the CIA to obstruct the FBI's Watergate investigation.

1993 - Lorena Bobbitt of Prince William County, VA, sexually mutilated her husband, John, after he allegedly raped her.

Kind of a dull history day. Sort of like the coffee.

 

See if I try to fill in for you anymore you ungrateful thing you. Shame on you. Lazing in bed while I try and cover for you.

Hey guys, stay safe - - you have had plenty of nasty stuff up your way. Seems like it all is going further north this year - - weird. Supposed to hang around Oklahoma.

OK, out to change oil in mama's bus.

Bob

 

I hope it misses you. (insert Twilight Zone theme here) Imagine if you will............you and a tornado meeting up. I can't even begin to picture a bad hair day of Biblical proportions!

Oh look honey, the bee hive from the 60's is coming back.

 

Good morning everyone!

 

Greetings from the water logged, tornado trodden, lightning licked, hail hammered, washed out bridges and highways land of Canaduh eh.

Oh Great fiverBobbylatexpaintedonSpeedo has noticed that the north is taking the whoopin' abnormally.

We are expecting more severe weather today.

I managed to sneak into the break room and I did a great job of altering the PHoo0 with some [censored] and crushed mosquito juice.

 

That's awful nice of ya, buddy

Yeah, I was thinking about hitchhiking... I don't remember the beer being that expensive... It was about 5 bucks when I was there. Maybe it was just the airport...


Mornin, everyone. I'm back safe and sound. Probably on 20 or so minutes late.

Still on east coast time, I woke up at about 4...

 

Now that post should be stickied - - that is a classic.

Hey, someone needs to whoop up on you ya big galoot. Take care of yourself - - don't want the doc to have a bunch more patching on that worn out bod of yours.

As for the ph00 - - too late - - it is now iced tea time, too hot for coffee. Nah nah nah.

Oil changed and mama off and running - - oh gee, did I put the plug back in?

Bobby

 

Those are not tea bags in that tea Bobby.

 

Glad to see you made it back safe Mark

Afternooner yall