DTR Breakroom 05 April 2009 - 11 April 2009
Muted one day, Banned the next....... Ah the life of a DTR 1%'er
Joined: Jan 2005
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From: Ohio: Home of the disappointing sports teams
Muted one day, Banned the next....... Ah the life of a DTR 1%'er
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,187
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From: Ohio: Home of the disappointing sports teams
'People of Wal-Mart' 2010 finalist
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 456
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From: Oklahoma/Texas
God was busy
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan ...
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America’s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan ...
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?' The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting America’s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
'People of Wal-Mart' 2010 finalist
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 456
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From: Oklahoma/Texas
Frosty This I One Of The Picts I Was Promising
It Weighs 24 #
The Moter Developes 6 Hp
19,000 Rpm`s
Pict Taken Silver Lake Sand Dunes
Near Lake Michigan
Attachment 27286
It Weighs 24 #
The Moter Developes 6 Hp
19,000 Rpm`s
Pict Taken Silver Lake Sand Dunes
Near Lake Michigan
Attachment 27286
