Donate-A-Date Begle Needs Help!!!!
 

Ok...It's time to pony up....Begle1 is about 1 step from suckin on the tailpipe [laugh] Or maybe he already is [whistle]

Today's Case:
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I sense a man screaming out in desperation>>>>


Seriously tho?? Whats going on here?? The POOLBOY cant hook up in So Cal??? THIS THREAD makes ya wonder....


Time for an intervention........................


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"Save The Begle Donate-A-Date"

All offers accepted......Perhaps BigBlue could be thrown a bone too? [eyecrazy]










Where's Iker? [laugh]

BigBlue can just be left out of this one.;) But I will happily donate one of my stuffed ducks to the fund. [laugh]

Did he accidentally fall, after being bitten, land face first on a crazy mushroom and eat it all while listening to Government Mule, Queensryche, and Pink Floyd at the same time???????????????????????????????????????

If it has anything to do with Begle1 and his entertaining posts i will donate.


Did somebody say mushroom? [whistle]

Herrin821, I've got an email that might cheer him up but I can't seem to copy the link. A topless carwash might just be what he needs. If you can send me an email address I'll send it to you for him. That might buy some time until you find him a sympathy date.[whistle]

Well, it just could be that being a pool boy in southern california isn't all it's cracked up to be. The sad reality just could be that most of his clients are overweight old broads that have been laying around out on the pool deck for far too long with thin flabby skin that looks like old shoe leather.


At least that's what I keep telling myself as I shiver up here in the pouring rain....

Exactly!!! I still have nightmares of the time I was a kid dreaming I was on a nude beach ...well a few years later my dream came true...(nightmare) hear I was 14 years old in the middle of a bunch of old ladies that looked like BBQed chicken skin!....oh my poor eyes [yuk]

Some people are beyond help, just like some vehicles and should either be melded down or parted out. In his (her?) case, not sure if any parts are usable anywhere else. Come to think of it, who would want them anyway.

I'll donate all of the $7.35 in my injector fund.

Let's just go to the San Diego Animal shelter and get Beagle1 a Basset hound. He'll be much happier. AND it won't cost him much when it leaves him.

Man, has this thread gone to the dogs or what? [laugh]

I think I'm offended.

[laugh]

chaikwa.

C'mon a date is easily had I75 south Florida. Many many illegals heading down to work. I'm sure one of them would agree to marriage. [eyecrazy]