Cheating on MRS. with CTD
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If you have good friends you can launder stuff through them. I had a buddy that did that with video games. He would pay cash for them and have one of his friends (or me) hold on to them for a little while. Them we would bring the game over and "sell" it too him for 5 bucks.
This may just work for truck toys
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This may just work for truck toys
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Re: Cheating on MRS. with CTD
Originally posted by DSLRammin
Here it is guys, I'm cheating on my old lady, and it's with my truck. I've resorted to using my buddy to order things for my truck and paying him cash. Why cash, the Mrs. always seems to get the visa statements before me. ????
Now, when vendors ask for a phone #, I give them my work #. Why you ask? call display and messages left on our machine. She's figured out the phone # of Piers. That's just GREAT!!!
Now I'm getting things sent to the Bus depot. I sneak away and check the depot once a day. They say " Sir, We'll call you when it comes in" NO NO NO NO!!!!
Now for the best part!! Picked up a parcel from the Bus depot and got a block down the road, stopped, Ripped into the parcel, I mean RIPPED into the package. Low and behold, it's a set of poker chips??? It's NOT the truck part that I've been waiting for????? It's my B-Day on the 18th, You guessed it, she got me chips for my B-Day, and she's got my package.
I'm SO DEAD!
Here it is guys, I'm cheating on my old lady, and it's with my truck. I've resorted to using my buddy to order things for my truck and paying him cash. Why cash, the Mrs. always seems to get the visa statements before me. ????
Now, when vendors ask for a phone #, I give them my work #. Why you ask? call display and messages left on our machine. She's figured out the phone # of Piers. That's just GREAT!!!
Now I'm getting things sent to the Bus depot. I sneak away and check the depot once a day. They say " Sir, We'll call you when it comes in" NO NO NO NO!!!!
Now for the best part!! Picked up a parcel from the Bus depot and got a block down the road, stopped, Ripped into the parcel, I mean RIPPED into the package. Low and behold, it's a set of poker chips??? It's NOT the truck part that I've been waiting for????? It's my B-Day on the 18th, You guessed it, she got me chips for my B-Day, and she's got my package.
I'm SO DEAD!
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From: East Central OK
Originally posted by DSLRammin
SOOOOOOOO The Mrs. has no idea I have her/mine poker chips.
Here is the kicker, I ordered a VA C3.2 from Piers.
SOOOOOOOO The Mrs. has no idea I have her/mine poker chips.
Here is the kicker, I ordered a VA C3.2 from Piers.
Psychology, Psychology, Psychology!
You just need to be SO surprised and grateful when you open that gift from Piers
that she'll be embarased to tell you that she only bought you poker chips. Overwhelm her with how grateful you are that she took the time to contact your friends and find out what you needed and then that she got you exactly what you wanted for your truck. Lay it on thick or you'll be up the creek. 
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WELL THE 18TH IS COMING UP! What a double edge sword! Let us know how you did or how it plays out. Maybe wrap the chips in the same paper as her friend wraps your box in and get your hands on it at the party and lose the power box and you only have to open the chips? Maybe, AHH your screwed.
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From: Elma Iowa
well I would just keep playing it like it is! If its wraped up already, and she gives it to you for the specail day,while thinkin its the poker chips open it up and be so dang greatfull and pleased and happy with it{MAKE IT SEEM LIKE SHE GOT YOU THE GREATEST DANG PRESENT A WIFE COULD GET A HUSBAND!!} And she will probably say: "Yes honey, I know how great I am to Know exactly what you wanted!" and forget all about the poker chips!
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From: Iowa
Oh come on guys. He's going to open that birthday present up, and lay it one thick, and the old lady is going to say "I bet you are surprised, considering you thought the UPS man was going to drop it at the bus depot and it's right here instead!" Got a buddy close to you that will let you sleep on his couch?
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From: FL
This reminds me of the movie I just saw. "Without a Paddle" Man glad my better 1/2 and I are honest, This is kinda like a train wreck, gonna be ugly but ya gotta see what happens! I would say play honest, If shes the type of woman that can take that. Not all can. Even the wife tells me that.
Good luck.
Man glad my better 1/2 and I are honest, This is kinda like a train wreck, gonna be ugly but ya gotta see what happens! I would say play honest, If shes the type of woman that can take that. Not all can. Even the wife tells me that. Good luck.
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I'm geeting anxious to hear what happens like waiting for a good dela on an auction to end! Is that bad??
Told the wife, she even got a chuckle, but for some reason she wouldn't tell me exactly the best way to get out of that situation either??
Is that bad?? Told the wife, she even got a chuckle, but for some reason she wouldn't tell me exactly the best way to get out of that situation either??
The wife
Well Happy Birthday and good luck!!!
