90% of people who are about to experience an accident usually scream or yell a curse before being involved in a wreck.

The other 10% are from Ohio and say "Hold my beer, watch this!"

 

True, true... first you say it, then you do it in your pants...

 

In Texas and Oklahoma, they say the "hold my beer and watch this."
See some of the drivers here and you know it.

 

Back in 02 I put the trunk of a little car in the back seat with one of our Sterlings... just bent our bumper and cracked the grill a little. The goof didn't prepare for the exit and was in the far left lane so the driver tried to drive perpendicular across all four lanes in front of a 26K lb. truck.....

my employees knew what was coming and instead of bracing for impact they were on the edge of the bench seat like they were at a theater or something! We barely even felt the impact. All we heard was a little thump like we had run over some debris in the road! No one was hurt.

 

I resent that remark....

I hold my own beer when I try something....