I thought it was funny so i thought id share with you guys


I came across this piece on the buffalo theory as it related to a funny article about the sitcom Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin – the inept mail carrier and drinking buddy of Norm, was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm, and here's how it went:

"Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members." " In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. “Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine." "That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 

That’s one of the best reasons I have ever heard. Now I can tell my wife that I’m improving my mental health. Of course she will have to agree that I need all the help I can get. ;D

Lets see , I kill off the slow brain cells and at the same time I get taller and a lot better looking .

 

Makes sense to me. Perfectly!

 

we need more TV shows like Cheers on today!

 

Most of the same thought processes seem to exist everyday on CSPAN.