Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.

"Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.

"Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly.

"Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning."

"The President of the United States is dead?" The agent gulped in disbelief.

"Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is."

 

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Dang.....


Sounds like something Fluffy might do..

 

got me all excited...

 

Yeah, was wondering if O was on board and the pilot was taking initiative, or the pilot flew it into the white house, taking initiative?

We should send Airforce 2 into Afghanistan and crash it into a skyscraper. With Big P on board, while she's all tanked up.

 

Nice one Stan! I coppied it and sent it to a couple friends that will get alot of laughs out of it too!

 

This is no funnier now than when Democrats were telling it when Republicans were in office...A president's death is no joking matter...Ben

 

Well when you have a joke for a president it is kind of funny. I'm sure the the liberal loons have posted alot worse about their least favorite POTUS in the big house.

 

That would be the real stimulus program for this country.

 

aw man talk about dashed hope .But Really I dont want anything serious to happen to him ,other wise we will end up with some kind of Holiday to remember the TURD ! by

 

kinda like the holiday for kicking the brits out?