The Adventures of Cincydiesel
DTR's Volcano Monitor, Toilet Smuggler, Taser tester, Meteorite enumerator, Quill counter, Match hoarder, Panic Dance Choreographer, Bet losing shrew murderer
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From: Kenai Alaska
LoL. I gotta start looking in those classifieds more often.
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From: Home: Kaplan, LA - Pipelining In: Pecos, Tx
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And.............
We're back!
Now, Eric, being a bit down on his luck decided to become a wanderer. He drifted from place to place, no particular goal or destination in mind. That changed one day though.
While hunting for food one afternoon, being the skilled outdoorsman he is, Eric came upon some tracks. He followed them for a while, hoping for a score. Lady Luck was on his side though. He almost got it. As big as a one as she is though, I cant help but think it would have been a little on the tough side.
Eric then gave up the life of wandering. "What is it I am meant to Do?" he mused quite often. Then, like a flash of lightning from the sky it hit him. "I will tell my story through the magic of Interpretive Dance!"
"Welf, thatttsss diffint wurt too welfh.... I just stickethsss to table dancing......."
Poor little Ewic... Maybe he should bring an animal into the act. Yeah! Thatll do it! Audience love furry little kittens!
We're back!
Now, Eric, being a bit down on his luck decided to become a wanderer. He drifted from place to place, no particular goal or destination in mind. That changed one day though.
While hunting for food one afternoon, being the skilled outdoorsman he is, Eric came upon some tracks. He followed them for a while, hoping for a score. Lady Luck was on his side though. He almost got it. As big as a one as she is though, I cant help but think it would have been a little on the tough side.
Eric then gave up the life of wandering. "What is it I am meant to Do?" he mused quite often. Then, like a flash of lightning from the sky it hit him. "I will tell my story through the magic of Interpretive Dance!"
"Welf, thatttsss diffint wurt too welfh.... I just stickethsss to table dancing......."
Poor little Ewic... Maybe he should bring an animal into the act. Yeah! Thatll do it! Audience love furry little kittens!
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From: Home: Kaplan, LA - Pipelining In: Pecos, Tx
Time to shape up bud!
A pep talk given to himself quite often, Eric took on the world with new and exciting task.
Such as!
Stadium Security.
Hey! Is that "We Will Rock You?" I just love that song!
Boom boom POW! Boom boom POW! Boom boom Aghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A brief but dizzying stint as a pallet jack operator....
And a proud and courageous, Animal Control Officer!
Even after all of his hard work. Eric still likes to relax and go clubbing just a bit.
He and his buddies are the life of the party. You could even call them, dare I say, Hot Shots.....
Eric visits all the swankiest places. Grand views, the best liquor, the most talented guests.
Mind the railing now Eric.
Then, one evening it hit him. His calling. Like a flash of inspiration, it grasped him, and he knew.
The Military.
And when a thought like that grips you, there is only one person that comes to mind.
His Hatness!
(P.S. Yall, I called up Miss Hat, and she wanted to help with this little thread, so she sent me some footage of Mark and a buddy in the field. I included it here for effect.....)
Ok ok ok, where was I, the military, Eric, oh yes yes, right right.....
His Hatness!
A pep talk given to himself quite often, Eric took on the world with new and exciting task.
Such as!
Stadium Security.
Hey! Is that "We Will Rock You?" I just love that song!
Boom boom POW! Boom boom POW! Boom boom Aghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A brief but dizzying stint as a pallet jack operator....
And a proud and courageous, Animal Control Officer!
Even after all of his hard work. Eric still likes to relax and go clubbing just a bit.
He and his buddies are the life of the party. You could even call them, dare I say, Hot Shots.....
Eric visits all the swankiest places. Grand views, the best liquor, the most talented guests.
Mind the railing now Eric.
Then, one evening it hit him. His calling. Like a flash of inspiration, it grasped him, and he knew.
The Military.
And when a thought like that grips you, there is only one person that comes to mind.
His Hatness!
(P.S. Yall, I called up Miss Hat, and she wanted to help with this little thread, so she sent me some footage of Mark and a buddy in the field. I included it here for effect.....)
Ok ok ok, where was I, the military, Eric, oh yes yes, right right.....
His Hatness!
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They did not understand the Laws of Physics.
I think the one of Eric falling on the stairs has special meaning. Just one branch on that tree there buddy?
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Since Blake has been too busy to update this thread in awhile...I thought perhaps he would appreciate me helping him out here... Many folks are not aware that Eric tried a stint at being a Rock Star, this is his one and only music video......
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From: Home: Kaplan, LA - Pipelining In: Pecos, Tx
Man oh Man I completely forgot about this thread....
Top, that was awesome.
Eric,
They are coming for you.
Stay tuned for more.
Top, that was awesome.
Eric,
They are coming for you.
Stay tuned for more.
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You can find more of his work at Twisted Tunes on the Bob Rivers Show.
DTR's Volcano Monitor, Toilet Smuggler, Taser tester, Meteorite enumerator, Quill counter, Match hoarder, Panic Dance Choreographer, Bet losing shrew murderer
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