never worked with females, actually got assigned to run the men's showers once at attica, stood there looking at the sergeant- do you really want me to go there? knew i was an equal then....lol
Hope you can get this sleep stuff put to bed....


running errands for tiny lost carbureator screws, guy tells me about seeing me on animal planet (again, oh no) another wants me to check out something in his truck- while I am thinking mechanical stuff, he opens a case with a .45 uzi and clips. i guess i look approachable today....got to change that.

Cincy, you are "CINCY"!!! you have fans, not friends. create a great crate and be adored...

Davey, sampson was declared a federal historic site, did not know there was a cemetary there for sailors...

 

Can I start a DTR Cincy Fan Club? You'll be number 1

 

Actually I only have 1 friend and he doesn't have any friends

 

Who said they were kind? Missed you yesterday


Interesting and we just had one

Mornin all

 

Hey Top, PM me your address and I'll mail you a box of 12ga Target Loads to help you with that remodeling..

 

I have some old diesel mixed with Gasoline and a match. . .


Forgive me. I had 4 strips of BACON this morning

 

heck, get him that all playboy crew they had for charity.......nuff said.

got taken out to breakfast yesterday, amish folks know about my dietary prison and THIN sliced bacon for me!!!! I love those folks!!! paperthin bacon is still ba-con! ahhhhh

got an explosive device call about 60 miles north o' me. 80 cops there- why page me? I like to set them, not bring them back...


Cincy, I am Tops friend- the one who doesn't need any more friends...lol!


why all this friend business anyways? this is DTR. we love our trucks.

 

Good morning folks...well, almost good afternoon I guess.

I got two knobby heads in house for the week. We're dog sitting a yellow Lab for my cousin-in-law. She's a good pup, calmer than mine. So when they get in trouble I'm pretty sure I'll know who the instigator is.

JWBM, soccer was good for it being the first game. The score ended tied 3-3. I played fullback, which is a defensive position. First half I was kind of wide-eyed and a bit lost. Second half I was able to get into a groove. I think I'm the weakest link on the team but once I figure out what's going on I should do alright.

 

Are you on the right site?

I must have missed what the final result was regarding last weeks horse dirt.

Thanks and yes. They said I averaged waking up 81 times from REM sleep in a four hour period, Stopped breathing for up to 32 seconds at a time and have very severe sleep apnea.
This is really good news! Means my insurance will have to pay me back for the sleep study and they will also pay for the treatment.
I am really happy since its fairly easy to treat and I wont feel like crud all the time.

So you didnt have to do strip searches but had to worry about getting your head caved in or getting taken hostage on a daily basis. Lucky you.

I hear you can rent friends in Vegas.

Ok, I give up. Tried looking up knobby heads and got confused.

 

You better do what they tell you too. We need you here. Breaking Lary, Chaikwa and Cincy isn't enough people. Seriously, I have enough tragities around me, I don't want to lose anymore cyberfriends.

Now we know where you got yours from. . . .

Stay away from the mirror then.

Set yourself up there

 

My term of endearment for a Labrador Retriever Labs have a prominent knot in the center of their very hard head.

 

Stop calling me hard headed! That's reserved for Elaine, my wife.

That applies to most of us doesn't it?

 

Today's HOLY CRAP moment.........

Wifey just called ....totally out of breath.
Seems she went to the pond to feed the fish with the grandbaby on her back(we do this every other day around 7:00), and encountered.....a Black Bear.
She described it as nearly as big as she is.

She ran back to the house, the bear didn't sem to to care.
She said he/she was still standing by the pond.

This is a new one for me.

Any advice?
Other than avoid pizzing the bear off.

I HATE being this far away.

 

A 44 Maggie would make short order of that bear. Teach her how to use one.

That's incredible. Maybe the bear was a female and sensed motherhood. It's been known to happen. Glad she got away.

I got chased across a brook once, but I have been told, yelling and screaming scares them away'

Dunno if that's a help to you or not

 

It seems (according the the local game warden) that we must learn to coexist with our furry forest friends.....
The usual, keep an eye on the dogs, keep pet food off the porch, keep the trash cans secured, be careful walking around at sunrise or sunset, type stuff.

We have a bumper crop of wild blackberries near the pond, I'll bet that's he/she is hanging around.

I'll wager wifey will be feeding the fish in broad daylight now.
(Maybe she'll let me get that Ruger Blackhawk as a 'Pond buddy' now)