Hornet in ear-hit head on shockmount
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From: Kenai Alaska
Hornet in ear-hit head on shockmount
If I had an ice pick in my hand instead of an oil filter wrench I might have really hurt myself. I have baking soda and an ice cube on the sting. Im going back out after them as soon as it finishes cooling off. Tell my mother I love her.
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So how 
many times did you hit yourself in the head with that filter wrench?
If the baking soda doesn't help (and it should), try meat tenderizer.
Do you have a nest nearby or was he just a stray?
many times did you hit yourself in the head with that filter wrench?If the baking soda doesn't help (and it should), try meat tenderizer.
Do you have a nest nearby or was he just a stray?
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You need to find an old man that chews Red Man. Get him to spit a big fat one on your ear. That's what my wife's grandpa did to any injury he was around. I don't know if it healed anything, but you would certainly not concentrate on the sting anymore.
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Man, I hope you are ok, but that crap was funny... "Tell my mother I love her..."
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Oh, it happened. Even Bark couldn't make THAT up! 
They're always looking for empty, cavernous spaces in which to build a nest, so maybe...
They're always looking for empty, cavernous spaces in which to build a nest, so maybe...
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From: Kenai Alaska
Took a while but I found the nest. They put it right under the overflow bottle.
And yes, I did hit myself more than once,
No I won’t find some old guy to spit in my ear,
Yes I do blame chaikwa,
No I didn't "flail" around; it was more of a controlled modified snake dance.
And I thank you all for your concern (not).
Doesn’t hurt much until I answer the phone. No hornet spray so I used some WD-40. I would have set fire to it but I need the truck.
And yes, I did hit myself more than once,
No I won’t find some old guy to spit in my ear,
Yes I do blame chaikwa,
No I didn't "flail" around; it was more of a controlled modified snake dance.
And I thank you all for your concern (not).
Doesn’t hurt much until I answer the phone. No hornet spray so I used some WD-40. I would have set fire to it but I need the truck.