The other day I was comming home from school and this guy is tailgaiting me bad. I am in tempe, az and around ASU is where you will find some of the worst drivers in the world. Anyways I can barely even see his windshield in my rear view. So I was going about 25 and flipped the converter lock up one and floored it. It dumped smoke so bad I could even see him for 5 seconds. I have had to do this many times, someday they will all learn!

 

Hell yeah... I still like when they tailgate. I grab one gear lower and dump the jake brake... Remember there is no brake lights! Once they see that bumper Cummin that back off and stay back!

Usually at the bottom of the grades I will tap the brakes to show they work... But strange I always get the bird!

 

I had a Toyota Wagon at one time that had a broken rear window washer nozzle, it shot straight back. Grape soda in the reservoir did wonders for tailgaters, airstream broke it up into a fine mist, they couldn't tell were it was coming from.
It would be easy and cheap to install a similar device in your truck's bed.

 

I call the old smoke them off my tail routine pulling a "double O 7"!

Matt

 

Gee, you guys are viscious

 

Wow, That would be great,,

Hose 'em eith grape juice, then soot 'em ! Kinda like, Tar & Feathered. LOL

Merrick

 

Just put a Sow in the bed and run her around that'll keep em off your donkey.