Certified Juicegrip™ Installers Are Allowed By The Certification Board To Laugh Like He** When You Push To Far And Blow Up.

Certified Juicegrip™ Installers Are Not Required To Tell You At What Point You Were Supposed To Lift Off The Throttle

Certified Juicegrip™ Installers Should Note The RPM Range That The Loud Spinny Thing Goes Boom And Cue Appropriate Music For Everyone to Enjoy. (NB: POP GOES THE WEASEL is an Acceptable Musical Selection)

Certified Juicegrip™ Installers Must Be Taken For Lunch Immediately Following Successful Installation.

Certified Juicegrip™ Installers Are NOT Responsible For Damage Caused By Misuse or Abuse of Juicegrips™ IE: Loosening Stuck Nuts or Clamping onto Mean People.. In Such Cases, The Juicegrips™ may fail and are NON-WARRANTABLE.

Certified Juicegrip™ Installers May Elect To Refuse Certification IF The Aforementioned Owner is a Putz.

Certified Juicegrip™ Installers Do Not Pack Spare Turbos... WE Were NOT On The Throttle Meathead... YOU WERE... Get A Spine and Accept YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!


Certified Juicegrip™ Installers Are Not Allowed To Pack Lunches, Or Spare Turbos..... Lunch is to be Provided by The Trainee..... Guns Are Acceptable To Pack, And As A Last Resort Used To Enforce The Lunch Deal Thru A Gentle Threatening Reminder. Installers Take note: Be Gentle And Kind..... Offer Him (or Her) A Lift To Your Choice in Restaurant... They Are Paying and Their Ride Is Broken.... Show Charity.

Certified Juicegrip™ Installers May At Their Discretion Run Like He** From Enraged Owner.

Certified Juicegrip™ Installers Have The Right To Refuse Certifying Anyone They Feel Has, At One Time, Been A Member Of The 'Short Bus Club'

Certified Juicegrip™ Installers Must Consult The Master Chief Obiwan-Kenobi Juicegrip™ Master ASE Certified And Generally Omnipotent,Never in Error Universally Well Respected and Liked... The Most Juicey One On Any Questions Pertaining and Not Yet Covered Within The Scope of These Rules.

Certified Juicegrip™ Installers Please Note: If You Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties Or You are Having a Problem Please Remember That It Is YOUR Problem, Not Mine.. Do Not Bother Me !

Certified Juicegrip™ Installers I SALUTE YOU!

LOL.. a good laugh

 

Forgive my ignorance, but what's a Juicegrip?

 

Click on the underlined hyperlink.... It will redirect you to the thread on NWBombers

 

I am clicking all over the place...... nothing is happening

 

click where is says LOL... a Good Laugh

 

Try this link.

http://www.nwbombers.com/cgi-bin/for...0;t=10871;st=8

 

LMAO @ Juice!!! Good to have you around here!

Richard

 

 

"Add duct tape to your Juice Grips for more power"

 

Let me get this straight, a guy blew a turbo by clamping his wastegate line using Juice Grips (aka visegrips). What kind of vehicle was this?

 

It Was A Duramax Diesel... in Fact it was MY DMX!..... it took some heavy fuelling to get there... and ran very well.... right up until compressor stall 176,000 RPMS....

To Make An Omelette.... ya gotta break a few Eggs!

 

Oh and 176,000 RPM's on the little DMax turbo might be a little past efficient! I'm guessin at that speed the impeller had enough centrifugal force to actually touch down rather than just toasting the bearings... In the centrifugal supercharger world, we call that CRASHING the blower...lol

 

Yes.... Turbo 1 Oversped just a little and the wheels touched down 3 Flavors of smoke..... Diesel ....Oil.... and Coolant

But Turbo#5 is holding its own, Although the fuelling I have is enough to blow past the Banks Gate.... Pierd Diesel was kind enough to change out#4 for me and reset the gate to 26PSIG initial lift.... although i still bark sometimes on upshifts.... it is not as unstable as it once was.

 

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