What a way to spend your hunnymoon. I bet the old lady thought it was funny until you mentioned you had to go spend some time at the car wash instead of with her.

 

My guys opened two 75# bags of rice in my truck. It was my 96 Dodge gasser, but it was still my truck. I had rice everywhere. I drove the truck 2 more years after that and every time I turned I could hear rice moving in the dash. Every time I turned the defrost on rice would coming flying out. I'm still mad and I don't even own the truck any more. Friends sure are great.

 

Some things in life are just sacrosanct:

Don't mess with a Man's wheels, wallet or woman!

... not necessarily in that order

 

Congrats on the marriage!But I would have a little attitude if someone did that to my ride,more on the lines of my foot going somewhere.

 

Don't feel too bad. The morning after my wedding, I came out to my truck and someone had hit it.. the entire back end, and the whole drivers side of the bed was crushed... $5k worth of damage.. what you had done is nothing Congrats on being married man.. I love it!
Scott

 

Marriage..the end of a perfectly good relationship

 

ahh....the good 'ol fish in the engine bay gag....classic =D

 

just thinking of you turning on the heater and rice going everywhere makes me giggle! that is funny rit there!

 

that would make me a little upset

 

Heads would roll if that were my truck.

 

That is 5 ways from wrong, but funny all the same from this side of it, lol.

Grats on the beginning of your marriage, and condolances on the end of modding the heck out of it.

 

well i must say i came off pretty well considering what all i have done to my friends trucks over the last few years, lets just say there were about 10 guys ready for payback.

 

get some a ton of shrink wrap and the truck over and over again makes it tuff to get in

 

You'll be thinking "poor truck" when you find out what kind of leash that woman puts on you. Bye bye mods, hello diapers.

 

well we are fixing to get a home equity loan and i have talked her into giving me 3,500 bucks for the truck but i was threatened that is all i would have to get to play with my truck for a long long time