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Old 05-09-2015, 07:40 PM
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Me: What's wrong Babe?
That ia Deja Vu all over again for me. The last fight that my ex and I had started with that exact question. It ended with her saying: "all I needed was a hug" and me saying "who wants to hug a rattle snake?". Needless to say that went over like a fart in church. As she was storming off, I said, If you are so unhappy, why don't you just leave? And she did. I know, it is a great love story ...Mark
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Bwaaaa Haaaa HAaaaa!!!!!
"who wants to hug a rattle snake?" Priceless.
The wife told me once, " I'm not talking to you"
I said," well don't do me any ******* favors!"
I almost ducked the coffe cup. Almost.
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"one of these days Alice..." Ahhhh the good old days. Disclaimer: I in no way condone domestic violence...Mark
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It's these trucks I tell ya. To the wives were more in love with the hunk of steel! We're romancing it every time we mess with it, and brothers, we mess with it a lot!!
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I made that 1400 miles trip and got 22mpg at 70mph and 18mpg at 90mph.

I also did this. 264hp peak and 250hp from 60ish to 100mph!

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Originally Posted by dieselJon
I made that 1400 miles trip and got 22mpg at 70mph and 18mpg at 90mph.

I also did this. 264hp peak and 250hp from 60ish to 100mph!

What is that an app or do you have a dyno installed on your rig?...Mark
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What is that an app or do you have a dyno installed on your rig?...Mark
I drove to Tulsa, OK for Dyno For Dex and strapped it down to a dyno. No app, just a picture of the computer screen as the printer was broken.
Old 05-12-2015, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by dieselJon
I drove to Tulsa, OK for Dyno For Dex and strapped it down to a dyno. No app, just a picture of the computer screen as the printer was broken.
You have no idea how happy that makes me, because if there was a strap on dyno available, I would have had to buy me one ...Mark
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Well. I just did 350 miles in 6 hours in the old girl and she nary uttered a complaint Neither did the truck (just kidding the only one with me was my hound and he slept the whole way). and I got 19.4 mpg's as a bonus, all in all a real good day...Mark
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Originally Posted by maybe368
the only one with me was my hound and he slept the whole way

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DTR rules require you to post a picture of your hound, if you're going to reference him in this thread.

It's in the last paragraph of the rules you agreed to by signing on these boards...
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Originally Posted by NJTman
DTR rules require you to post a picture of your hound, if you're going to reference him in this thread.

It's in the last paragraph of the rules you agreed to by signing on these boards...
Said hound, doing what he does best...Mark
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Said hound, doing what he does best...Mark
Ahhh... Nothing better than a happy pooch taking his daily snooze....
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Dogs rule!
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Wife's nephew's first dog. Just had his sack removed of it's contents..


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Pretty good for having his pride chopped off, eh ?
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Wife's nephew's first dog. Just had his sack removed of it's contents..





Pretty good for having his pride chopped off, eh ?
Can't believe he's sitting on those things after getting them chopped....think we could sit after something like that?


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