I've seen a lot of funny diesel quotes and wanted to see what ones you guys have heard or liked.

One of my favorites is "Insanity has replaced reason in the modification of my truck"

ok....Go!

 

Don't laugh! Your daughter may be in this truck.

 

Diesel Smoke Makes Me Horny..

 

Only Little Boy;s drive Bowtie's

 

"real trucks don't have spark plugs"

 

"When you grow up you'll play with Diesel instead of gas!"

 

Smoke em if you got em!!

 

Your gasser was delivered on the back of a diesel.

 

I saw this on an old beat up Dodge, not sure if it was a diesel, not a diesel joke, but it is funniest bumper sticker I ever saw:

"Will work for food
Will beg for sex"

JP.

 

One of my fav's...
"My truck's lug nuts take more torque than your ricer makes."

 

Funny quote I seen on compd the other day

"You can live in your truck, but ya can't sled pull your house"

 

My favorite still came from when Harvey Grant was drag racing his green Ramcharger....

"..When we pulled the front wheels off the ground and blew up the turbo all within the first 60 feet, we knew we were on to something!"

 

"Has that thing got a CUMMINGS?"... like nails on a chalkboard!
I have a bumper sticker from the Chevy truck dealer in Kalispell Montana from about 20 years ago... "Don't you buy no ugly truck!"
had one on my 71 crew cab long box. and it was ugly!

 

Got Diesel!
I love the smell of Diesel in the morning!

 

My Favorite however is..............

6 in a row makes em gooooooo!