Me - "Hey Babe where are my sunglasses, Iv'e been looking all over?"

Wife - "There on top of your head"

Me - "oh."

You mean you do that too?

 

YUP Thats me.

 

You sleep too much.

 

I think it is a guy thing.... We all have a case of A.D.D... I lose things right in front of my face sometimes!!

 

your working what, 5 hours per day by that chart??? sleeping about 6 to 7???

yup, you got your priorities wrong.
Work should be 1/2 the time, sleep less than 1/4 and the rest of the time trying to find your rear with both hands...

 

I used to have CRS (can't remember stuff) to CRAFT (can't remember a freakin' thing). Getting old sucks.

 

Anybody ever lose their cell phone........................................while ON it ? I have a few times. I'll be talkin on the phone gettin ready to leave the house and be lookin all over for it.

 

DUDE you are the King!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I don't think I can top that.

 

heheheh that's BAD!!!!

I have been known to look for my glasses whilst viewing through them


I exercise more (walk from room to room and back again cause I couldn't remember why i went in there in the first place)

 

Boy, you guys are all getting old!

Now..................

what were we talking about?

What, did someone say something?

Where am I now, what was I just doing?

 

Cell Phone--havent done. We got one last year. I have yet to talk on it.
Glasses--Done that toooo many times.
Looking for car keys while holding them in my hand..Lots of times.
What was I doing?? Uh

 

Guilty as charged ......

PISTOL

 

Yep, getting that way to. Working in the shop, think in my mind, "ok, go in there grab this that and this other thing". Get in shop, look at something else and that's where it starts. Take a breather for a second, turn back to go out to my task and get halfway there and stop, "hey stupid you forgot to grab this, that and this other thing".