I'm shocked!
Bob did you ever think that the site may have been hacked into by some fiendish individual that may be working for some other brake controller company like Tekonsha? Someone wanting to start trouble and turn us against one another??,,,,,,,,,,,,, NO! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and then you make accusations like this,,,,
,,,,,,,, Lashing out at your fellow members,,,,,,, ,,,,,, sad,,sad,,, sad,,,
You didn't worry about your privacy when they all took turns house-sitting for you while you were out gallivanting in Alaska! They cleaned up after every party,,,,, washed and folded your leopard-print BVD's they lent out for use as swimsuits during the pool parties. Even when Top offered to pay them,,,,,,, they turned him down saying "They were only doing what they know Bob would do for them".

I never thought you were one that would jump to conclusions,, but I can only hope that time will allow you to see the light. In the meantime,,, Casey, Scotty, Rusty, Top and I are probably going to start a support group for the members who have been emotionally crushed by this behavior.

 

Hey, now I know where one pair of them BVD's went. But what is this pink with purple polka dot Speedo thingy doing in my drawer? Man, this thing looks sick. In fact, it has some initials inside it - - let's see - - hmmm, kinda messed up. I will have to research this some more.

Now, you and Top I can understand - - but how about those other two crazee Canucks getting in on the act. They need their own support group.

Speaking of support - - anyone missing a pink with purple polka dot Speedo - - I have one I really don't want to use.

TotallyAbusedAndMisunderstoodBob

 

I wondered where those went. I thought I left them at the Grotto at the Playboy Mansion.

 

Hey Scotty; do you hear what OldBob said about us? I am deeply hurt by those remarks. These wounds are only made bearable by the knowledge that we have the support of our fellow members.

Let me know when that SNOW MISSLE is ready for launch. I got Bob's coordinates.

 

Snow colored giant concrete spheres are ready.
I might even stretch those SPEEDO's over a sphere...bet OleBob will get some nasty looks from his harem of hens on the block.

 

I want to see this little thingy on you, big guy.

You know what, on second thought, I don't think my heart would take the shock.

ShudderingAtTheSightBob

 

uhhh StrangerequestBob, that did not sound right.

ScottywonderingwhyBobhastakenafancytomeinthatwayan disrunningawayfaraway

 

Well Bob ol' buddy. I want to see you extract your Speedo out of that wringer.

 

Hey, I am just trying to return this thing to its rightful owner - - whoever left here last summer. Scotty jumped up and wanted to claim it, so I have shipped it to him all ready. I don't have any that color. UUUUPPPPSSSSS

 

I don't think those are legal in Canada. Will probably be confiscated at the border. Dangerous goods and all that.

 

Just give yourself up Bob. I know they will be kind to you in prison.

 

Not if I am wearing this pink thingy.