A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent.

The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.

"Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my frog."

"But you shouldn't use this to wash your frog. It's very powerful and if you wash your frog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him."
But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his frog.

About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his frog was doing.

"Oh, he died," the boy said.

The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the frog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your frog."

"Well," the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent that killed him."

"Oh? What was it then?"

"I think it was the spin cycle!"

 

No, please no.

You should unpost this right now!

 

speaking of frogs when I was a kid we used to put them in a two person water balloon sling shot and fire them at a block wall.... or the freeway

 

Spin cycle.
My frog story is when I was a kid we put a toad on my parents record player and cranked it up to 78rpm to make it dizzy.
My Mom came in right as it jumped off, flew into her china cabinet and broke some cups.
I couldn't lie my way out of that whooping.

 

Dang Bark, please warn me in future before posts like this. How in the heck am I supposed the get the wine off my iPad screen....

 

Laundry detergent Tallguy, laundry detergent, just get it out before the spin cycle
Slev