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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 11:50 AM
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Yet again I am endowed with large piles of money!

Since this nice lady is obviously a Good Christian I have no fears in sending her all the info to my bank accounts and such

"DEAR Beloved,
I'm Rae Ward

PLEASE ENDEAVOR TO USE IT FOR THE NEEDY. I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears in my eyes and great sorrow in my heart, I am the above named person. I am married to Dr. Donald Ward A LIBERIAN but I'm now in united kingdom General HOSPITAL taking treatment for my sickness, my husband worked with U.K embassy in LIBERIAN for nine years and also has an Engineering Company before he died in the year 2008, before his death in the year 2008 We were married for twenty years without a child, and i was brought up in motherless babies home in Australia before i married to him, am From Australia before i married to My husband who is from Liberia. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only eight days. Before his death we were both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home because of the love both of us share.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$8.2 Million (eight Million Two hundred thousand U.S.Dollars) with A Bank Presently, this money is still under the safe keeping of the Reserve Bank Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next one month due to my cancer problems.

Though what disturbs me most is my stroke .Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a Christian or Muslim individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church or individual that will use this fund on, orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I forward your personal information, such as your full name, your full address, with telephone and fax number to my lawyer so that he will contact you as the legal owner of my fund before the bank will be transferring the fund into your nominated Bank Account in your country.

I will also issue you a letter of a authority that will back you up as the real next of kin and the original- beneficiary of my fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd, you will also promise me that you will not seat on the fund when it gets into your bank account. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life, any delay in your reply will give me room in searching for a church or Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you as soon as possible.
My email: reaward@mail.kz

Remain blessed.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs Rae Ward"
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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 12:17 PM
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Yes you are endowed...with BEE UTE EE FULL LEGGS!

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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 12:18 PM
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You get the same garbage in your email also......I get them also from inheriating millions of dollars to the FBI coming down to my take my home because I emblezzeded millions of dollars from Nigeria...

Just think how many people fall for this....Even if its 1% of the population falls for it..Thats still millions of dollars gone to these scams..
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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 12:36 PM
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So sad
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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 12:38 PM
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Lary,

We on the forum are humbled and honored to know you. Obviously your generosity, giving nature and deep caring have become known world wide and drawn the attention of thousands. I can't describe the feelings I have in my innermost being to know you and have experienced first hand your generosity. Again, we are so honored to have you as one of our great leaders.

Bob

ps: that check you promised me has not yet arrived. Did you lose my bank account information - - again? bk
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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 01:18 PM
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What he said....
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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 01:28 PM
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I don't want to brag, but apparently there are many Russian women that have heard of my sexual prowess! I feel so badly about not returning their e-mails! I just don't think my wife would understand! If any of you fellows would like to hear from them, I would be happy to pass on your e-mail addresses to them! They don't always use correct grammer & spelling, but I'm sure they mean well! They always seem to think that I have a "extra big susage or huge bulooney"! And these gals are "hoot tu trut"! They only need a "small" donation to communicate with you! Please help these girls out! My wife already said "NO!" to the live in 21 year old Guatemalan nanny I thought would be a good idea! Oh well, guess I'll go mess with the truck for a while.
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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 01:31 PM
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^^ They're all probably working their way through school too, right?
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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 01:47 PM
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wow, what did you say to get a Born Again Christian to donate 8.2 million to a Muslim.

Larry your powers are legendary....AND you're endowed.
maybe the Rushians knead ewe...



all's I get are call from the American Red Cross because they want my blood.
4 days a week -three times a day/night.

had to write a letter to them....shoulda had someone from Africa do it...
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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by FiverBob
Lary,

We on the forum are humbled and honored to know you. Obviously your generosity, giving nature and deep caring have become known world wide and drawn the attention of thousands. I can't describe the feelings I have in my innermost being to know you and have experienced first hand your generosity. Again, we are so honored to have you as one of our great leaders.

Bob

ps: that check you promised me has not yet arrived. Did you lose my bank account information - - again? bk
I know Bob....I know......Sometimes I can hardly stand to be in the same room with myself, being so wonderful and humble and all like that there
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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Justwannabeme
wow, what did you say to get a Born Again Christian to donate 8.2 million to a Muslim.

Larry your powers are legendary....AND you're endowed.
maybe the Rushians knead ewe...



all's I get are call from the American Red Cross because they want my blood.
4 days a week -three times a day/night.

had to write a letter to them....shoulda had someone from Africa do it...
Hahahaaha I loved the tossed in Muslim just in case the email landed in their email box

I know...a regular legend in my own mind
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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 02:25 PM
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Oh, and Lary, I know a place where you can also get some pills for, you know, your "little" problem. It's supposed to make you "huge". With the money you have on the way, it should be a no brainer! All the e-mails say it works! Maybe you can do a "study" with the money you are getting! You know...goats & muslims, and Russian women & hard up DTR members!
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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by ChrisJohnson
Oh, and Lary, I know a place where you can also get some pills for, you know, your "little" problem. It's supposed to make you "huge". With the money you have on the way, it should be a no brainer! All the e-mails say it works! Maybe you can do a "study" with the money you are getting! You know...goats & muslims, and Russian women & hard up DTR members!
I just placed an order for the "Industrial Sized" package...I will let you know the outcome
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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 04:30 PM
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Gotta love spammers...

They come at you from everywhere ehh Top



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Old Nov 18, 2011 | 09:29 PM
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I have a Nigerian (who calls from Kingston Jamaica) who says he will deliver the money to my front door if I will just send him the money for airfair. Larry's friend sounds much more honest.
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