When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met
him at the Pearly Gates.

He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare
you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose
and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you
failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and
said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide
for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long
cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired
me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason,
James Monroe and 64 other early Americans unleashed
their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 70 Virginians
waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

 

I hope the Cowboys get to have some fun with him sometime

Chris

 

somehow I dont see Osama crossing the Pearly Gates

 

It's a joke man. Besides.. it doesn't say that he crossed the pearly gates. It said that Washington MET him at the gates. Apparently St. Pete had the day off.

 

Robin Williams "Live on Broadway" has a bit just like this. That is a hilarious movie

 

I was just thinking about Robin Williams's version of this. "And they start kicking the stuffing out of him and Osama goes, where are my 71 one virgins? 71 virginians you......"

 

another osama joke

cost of first class ticket to afghanistan-$5000
sniper rifle and ammo-$2500
hotel with balcony-$500
getting a head shot at osama-priceless!
for everyone else there's cruise missles.

 

I like that name and location. So just which cave are you hiding in? I'd like to come and visit ya and we can talk about trucks and stuff.

 

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