A Truth........Really
There is no G. There is no G. Repeat after me, THERE IS NO G!
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. Aww come now. He sounds like a real teddy bear. Afterall, he sits to pee
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From: Ohio: Home of the disappointing sports teams
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As it would most people. But not our Cincy!
Oh, his brother 'loves' him awright! 
Apparently he doesn't just imagine it, he acts on it!
Which one? The one you gave me from that pride march thing you went to in San Francisco? Or the one your wife made you take off your motorcycle?
Which one? The one you gave me from that pride march thing you went to in San Francisco? Or the one your wife made you take off your motorcycle?
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From: Thanks Don M!
I traveled a lot yrs back. Sometimes there would be three or four of us on the same run. We would share a room...until the last time we did that.
I was sound asleep and I thought it was raining out. Then Lyle asks what the heck is going on and then started yelling and freaking out. I flipped on the light to see that Don was relieving himself in the cooler beside Lyle's bed...sound asleep. We watched as Don then turned around, walked over to the door and went out onto the balcony.
Lyle tells me that in the 30 yrs they worked together on different jobs Don would do this now and then. Don's wife said it was common for Don to just get up and fumble around until he found a lid he could flip up and then pee.
About a minute later Don comes back into the room and lays down on the pullout sofa like nothing happened. I had to get up and close the door. Outside on the balcony we found a roll of toilet paper. Very strange. No sign of droppings.
I was sound asleep and I thought it was raining out. Then Lyle asks what the heck is going on and then started yelling and freaking out. I flipped on the light to see that Don was relieving himself in the cooler beside Lyle's bed...sound asleep. We watched as Don then turned around, walked over to the door and went out onto the balcony.
Lyle tells me that in the 30 yrs they worked together on different jobs Don would do this now and then. Don's wife said it was common for Don to just get up and fumble around until he found a lid he could flip up and then pee.
About a minute later Don comes back into the room and lays down on the pullout sofa like nothing happened. I had to get up and close the door. Outside on the balcony we found a roll of toilet paper. Very strange. No sign of droppings.
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From: Ohio: Home of the disappointing sports teams
I traveled a lot yrs back. Sometimes there would be three or four of us on the same run. We would share a room...until the last time we did that.
I was sound asleep and I thought it was raining out. Then Lyle asks what the heck is going on and then started yelling and freaking out. I flipped on the light to see that Don was relieving himself in the cooler beside Lyle's bed...sound asleep. We watched as Don then turned around, walked over to the door and went out onto the balcony.
Lyle tells me that in the 30 yrs they worked together on different jobs Don would do this now and then. Don's wife said it was common for Don to just get up and fumble around until he found a lid he could flip up and then pee.
About a minute later Don comes back into the room and lays down on the pullout sofa like nothing happened. I had to get up and close the door. Outside on the balcony we found a roll of toilet paper. Very strange. No sign of droppings.
I was sound asleep and I thought it was raining out. Then Lyle asks what the heck is going on and then started yelling and freaking out. I flipped on the light to see that Don was relieving himself in the cooler beside Lyle's bed...sound asleep. We watched as Don then turned around, walked over to the door and went out onto the balcony.
Lyle tells me that in the 30 yrs they worked together on different jobs Don would do this now and then. Don's wife said it was common for Don to just get up and fumble around until he found a lid he could flip up and then pee.
About a minute later Don comes back into the room and lays down on the pullout sofa like nothing happened. I had to get up and close the door. Outside on the balcony we found a roll of toilet paper. Very strange. No sign of droppings.
I had a similar encounter like that after drinking moonshine for the first time. It involved an upstairs balcony and the kitchen table below. I'll let you determine the rest
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From: SE Mass
My wife is always complaining about sitting on the toilet in the middle of the night only to find our furry little friend Pita (acronym) bathing in the bowl. I've never seen a cat do that before.
She's got the scratches to prove it, but I'll hold on to the pics!
She's got the scratches to prove it, but I'll hold on to the pics!
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I have several truths I follow;
#1 Never lick a steak knife.
#2 Before you press on the back of a dull knife, make sure it isn't upside down.
#3 Don't fry bacon in the nude.
#4 When getting over the "runs", never trust a sneeze.
#5 Avoid "natural" foods. Most people die from natural causes.
#6 If you start feeling blue, resume breathing.
#1 Never lick a steak knife.
#2 Before you press on the back of a dull knife, make sure it isn't upside down.
#3 Don't fry bacon in the nude.
#4 When getting over the "runs", never trust a sneeze.
#5 Avoid "natural" foods. Most people die from natural causes.
#6 If you start feeling blue, resume breathing.
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