A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

 

One on your toilet seat will also prevent you from sitting down to pee at 3 am as well

 

Thank you boss but..............as a male I usually stand to perform that function,and yes the lid is in an upright and locked position.

 

Funny story about that... My brother and I were on a week long motorcycle trip last year and stayed in the same hotel rooms together. During one of the nights I awoke from a dead sleep with the all too familiar urge to use the bathroom. I stumbled down the dark hallway and entered the bathroom. I decided not too turn on the lights cause #1, I didn't want to hurt my eyes and #2 I was trying to be courteous to my fellow roommate. So I walked to the toilet, reached down to open the lid only to be interrupted by a deep voice asking me the heck I was reaching for. My brother moments before decided he also had to use the restroom but decided to sit down on the toilet instead of taking "careful aim". He literally scared the pee out of me and almost got a golden shower

 

So, what's the rest of the story? How'd it end? Don't leave us hanging!

 

Rotflol

 

no... I don't wanna know>>

 

LOL Probably yall should agree to flip on a light when yall are bunking together.

 

That would stop me from EVER bunking together again

 

I have 3 alarm clocks stationed through out the room. That way I know I'm not dreaming the alarm is going off.
Toilet seats are a different story. I have only one in each bathroom. Doesn't matter weather I'm awake or asleep, I still miss.

 

that brought some tears eric... gosh, funny. guess your brother loves you (still) cause you didn't get an emergency room visit..... sniff, wow. funny.

when RED CROSS changed their CPR procedure(30 years ago) from a neck lift to tilting the chin, we put mousetraps under the mannikins. yup, you do not forget where to place your hand after once.

geesh Larry, you must never have house guests.....

 

Well considering he's about 6-3 250 lbs of muscle and on leave from his 11 or 12th tour in Afcrackastan. The only thing left to do was to say sorry, that will never happen again.

Never would've imagined that a guy like him would sit to pee..

 

and, unlike chaikwa, you shouldn't be imagining anything along that topic....

 

It's Chaikwa... We've come to except and expect that from him.. Wave your rainbow flag proud my good buddy.

 

your lower to the ground in battle. not a standing target. might be habbit now with that many tours in hell