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Old Jun 12, 2003 | 07:02 AM
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Top 50 Oxymorons

Top 50 Oxymorons:<br><br>50. Act naturally<br>49. Found missing<br>48. Resident alien<br>47. Advanced BASIC<br>46. Genuine imitation<br>45. Airline Food<br>44. Good grief<br>43. Same difference<br>42. Almost exactly<br>41. Government organization<br>40. Sanitary landfill<br>39. Alone together<br>38. Legally drunk<br>37. Silent scream<br>36. British fashion<br>35. Living dead<br>34. Small crowd<br>33. Business ethics<br>32. Soft rock<br>31. Butt Head<br>30. Military Intelligence<br>29. Software documentation<br>28. New York culture<br>27. New classic<br>26. Sweet sorrow<br>25. Childproof<br>24. &quot;Now, then ...&quot;<br>23. Synthetic natural gas<br>22. Christian Scientists<br>21. Passive aggression<br>20. Taped live<br>19. Clearly misunderstood<br>18. Peace force<br>17. Extinct Life<br>16. Temporary tax increase<br>15. Computer jock<br>14. Plastic glasses<br>13. Terribly pleased<br>12. Computer security<br>11. Political science<br>10. Tight slacks<br>9. Definite maybe<br>8. Pretty ugly<br>7. Twelve-ounce pound cake<br>6. Diet ice cream<br>5. Rap music<br>4. Working vacation<br>3. Exact estimate<br>2. Religious tolerance<br>And the Number one top OXYMORON:<br><br>1. Microsoft Works<br>
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Old Jun 12, 2003 | 08:30 AM
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Re:Top 50 Oxymorons

What about Power stroke?
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Old Jun 12, 2003 | 08:49 AM
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Re:Top 50 Oxymorons

Didnt see Jumbo Shrimp, or DuraMax. ;D
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Old Jun 12, 2003 | 09:17 AM
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Re:Top 50 Oxymorons

Howzeabout <br>&quot;Free with proof of purchase seal&quot; or <br><br>&quot;Free, coupon inside&quot;
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Old Jun 12, 2003 | 07:21 PM
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[quote author=WHIFF link=board=10;threadid=15794;start=0#148553 date=1055424628]<br>What about Power stroke? <br>[/quote]<br><br>
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