Dear Chris Brahs,

I am Michael Wooldridge, a solicitor and sole executor to the personalty of late Mr Robert Brahs, who had entrepreneural interests in solid minerals prior to his death in a car accident with his immediate family on the 5th of May, 2002.

I was recently contacted by the financial institution where my late client had a deposit of £3.8m to contact his kit and kin to notify them of his dormant account with the institution. To this end, I have made several requisitions in the relevant quarters seeking to find any of his possible extended relatives who would be presented as beneficiaries to his personalty to no avail; thus necessitating my reaching you upon finding that you bear the same last name and more so, because I have in my exclusive possession, some deposit documents which were issued to my late client by the financial institution and which I am willing to make available to you to sustain a claim for his personalty.

Kindly get back to me as soon as possible so we can proceed.

Sincerely,
Michael Wooldridge
Michael Wooldridge Solicitors, UK
Tel: +44 770 0077 125

 

Sounds a little sketchy?

 

Man you'll probably get more cash from that than those "Forward this email and Microsoft will send you a check" emails.

 

Oh yeah Chris...you are in the money now buddy

Lets combine that with the 2 I got this week from Nigeria and we can buy our own island

 

good. I will let the State Trooper Foundation know that money may be coming so they can stop calling me......

( NO NYSP solicits money.....)

trace calls show 'free phones' to welfare people in nyc.....

 

My wife gets the trooper calls all the time. Last time she asked them for money. Click! Heh, heh.

 

I stopped counting when I reached $500 billion dollars, and that was quite a few years ago. I figured I could skip the island and buy my own country, albeit a small one, and change my name to "El jefe Cristobal".


I just didn't like the sound of it.




-Kris