Q. Why was George Bush happy that Obama got elected?

A. He thought it would improve his standing with history. What surprised Bush is that it only took two weeks.

 

Awesome!

 

Truer words were NEVER spoken

This guy even makes Jimmy Carter look good and that is something I NEVER thought I would say

 

That's Funny!!!!

 

Well, I cant comment on that as I was not around to have the Carter Experience.

But Ill take your word for it....

 

imagine you standing around in a too tight pink ballet outfit with tights and a fairy wand, and repeating 'Hi I am an American' to all on the street.

that's what it felt like during the Carter years when in airports, big cities or foreign country soil....

 

That's the BEST explanation I have heard.

Made me smile........

 

Sales of sweaters took a nosedive during his term too.

 

The only good thing about Jimmy Carter was his redneck brother. I think his name was Billy, and he had his own beer brand. And he was good at embarrassing his brother, and the country. That all helped to bring in good old Ronnie, the first president I was old enough to vote for! Well, his second term, that is. Wasn't old enough for his first term.

 

Is this you!

 

"Sled" you can drive down to the East Bay and clean my screen and keyboard.Werry Good