OK folks, lets hearsome good captionsor what you would do with this
( be funny )

 

I've got nothing.

 

EPA Preventer - sock it to them long and often.

 

Folks do ever get tired from washing your nice white hybrid,do the hoolaigans with those nasty,dirty,o-zone destorying diesel's rev their confond polluiting trucks just to make you cough,all becouse you shouted mother earth slogans at them and flipped them the bird? Well here at Soot-Away Inc. we have your savoir ,Soot-Spray it'll remove the dampest of small fuzzy aminal killing diesel soot with just a wipe of the cloth,plus if you order right now we'll ship you another two cans of soot-spray free that's right free!. Order today and get your soot-spray today! Invaild where prohibited,not for use on paint as will couse bad things to happen,in the mother commie state of Ca this product has been found to couse cancer and birth defects.

 

Soot Remover! For the impatient, indignant car driver who can't stand following behind a diesel truck so they get up real close...Soot Remover.

Got smoked? Get Soot Remover!

Because your car's paint shouldn't pay the price for the idiot behind the wheel.

 

Over worked? Over Stressed? Tired of getting blown of the road by overpowered Diesels? Can't see the road in front of you? Enough time to wash your car but not enough time to get the SOOT out?

Get SOOT Spray by SC Johnson Wax. The no-tears formula ensures that you'll stop crying! Safe for the paint job, bad for the clear coat (disclaimer: A really, really thick clear coat is required).

Side effects may cause drowsiness, vomiting, nausea, acute cancer to the brain, and annoying EPA activist's.

Other less lethal side effects may include: clean car = soot target.

 

Good job keep, them comming LMAO

 

 

BUT WAIT THERES MORE

 

Billy Mays here for Soot Spray, the guaranteed soot remover. Frustrated because you're always having to clean the soot of your Prius? Tired of hearing "If you're not the lead dog, the scenery never changes"? Well tree hugger, Soot Spray was made for you. Normally Soot Spray goes for $24.95 a can but on this special TV offer you can get the original Soot Spray for 5 easy payments of just $19.99. But wait, there's more! If you order on this special TV offer we'll remove one of the payments and double the offer. You'll now get 2 cans of the original tree hugger's Soot Spray for 4 easy payments of $19.99. Just pay separate processing and handling charges.

 

Hey mister you got soot all over my car!!! Oh I did sir, so sorry. Here is a can of "Soot Spray" and at no additional charge a 5 gallon bucket of "Shut Up"!!!

 

just HAD to go MR Fancy Pants didnt you