So.... last night, i took my truck to the gas station and fueled her up. I paid the attendant and as i was getting back into my truck i noticed this grumpy looking old guy pull up to the pumps on the opposite side of the gas island..... i couldn't help but notice that he was parked pretty close to me and that his open driver's side window was DIRECTLY ..and i DO mean DIRECTLY in line with my exhaust pipe. In fact his face was only at a maximum of about two feet away from the pipe.<br><br>I turned my key....... waiting for my &quot;start light&quot; to go out....<br><br>I suddenly felt something on my left shoulder, i turned and looked..it was a little Angel..... she said; &quot;aww, you WOULDN'T would you?, he's such a nice old Man&quot;<br><br>I felt something on my right shoulder....i looked, it was a little Devil. He says: &quot;yeah man, do-it! do-it!, he deserves it!&quot;<br><br><br>I looked into my sidemirror once more....turned the key....<br><br>&gt;WHOOOOOOooooooooSH!&lt; a plume of the sweetest diesel aroma ever invented billowed into his face.<br><br>As i drove away...i checked my rearview.....the old guy was standing there shaking his fist. <br><br>Whats with that?!? ;D ;D<br><br>

 

[quote author=goldenears link=board=10;threadid=13317;start=0#125337 date=1049763537]<br>As i drove away...i checked my rearview.....the old guy was standing there shaking his fist. <br><br>Whats with that?!? ;D ;D<br>[/quote]<br><br>He was thinking you're number 1, even if not showing it. <br><br>phox

 

Just saing how much he likes our properlly valved trucks!

 

Don't forget one day you'll be old and breathing someones smoke. Pay backs are ?/@#.

 

um..... actually, he *wasn't* shaking his fist, i just threw that in there for dramatic effect! :.. and his being old had nothing to do with it btw. I woulda done it anyways... :P

 

I did the same thing to some old ladies dog. I was sitting in my truck talking on the cell phone with the engine off. This old lady was walking her dog down the street and just happened to stop beside me. The dog stuck his nose in the 5&quot; tip of my exhaust just as the truck unexpectedly started <br>Poor little thing probably farted diesel fumes for a week!!