If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

 

fix a flat tire with a hammer....

 

Naaaaaw........that is a job for duct tape

 

That is true. After a hammer it is electrical. O's teleprompter always needs replacing after he hammers it.

 

Hmmm, I use a hammer to fix electrical problems.

 

If you can't fix it, use the biggest hammer you can find and surely you will find something broken. Then replace that.

 

Tim, kenworth electrical panels don't count.

Just went through another of those the other day. tap tap tap tap tap....whamwhamwhamwhamwham*blink* GOT IT!!!!!

Yeah, nothing like the hammertime diagnostic routine, originally brought to us by chevrolet, for testing their ECM's in the early models.

woo-hoo

 

You are wise and speak the truth.

 

I had to double quote this, I was laughing so hard I vented 16oz of wine through my nose.

 

Yeah but I tend towards MEGA's fix. It costs more but it always works.

 

Some of my nick names should explain how some repairs have been done by me.

Psychotty Scotty.
SMASHER



My dad loved having me around when he bought old houses and needed some demolishing done. Come to think if it, thats the only time he loved having me around. Oh dear, childhood flashback and my therapist changed his number.

 

When the hammer fails,
There is no problem that can't be solved by the suitable application of high explosives.

 

WINE? REALLY? YOU?

Wow!

 

Personally, I follow Red Green's rule. "If it's not broken, you're not trying".

 

If you can't fix it, hit it with a hammer....If it breaks, it needed replaced anyways.


If it is too loose, duct tape it.
If it is too tight, WD-40 it.