98 Dakota stretch cab. Sport package. Need a driver side quarter window. It has the dark black/charcoal factory tint.<br>Had to break it out due to losing keys in the lake.<br><br>itwasn'tmethatwasskinnydippingShortro und out

 

Hmmm. If you lost the keys while skinny dipping, just where did you put those keys for safekeeping???? The mind boggles!

 

Mextan- I don't think I want to know!!!! :-[ :-[

 

<br>If that's your story.......<br><br>I would have made up something about running out of bait, attaching a hook to them, catching the big one that broke off.

 

Been there, done that before. Jumped out of the van to get a pic, of all things, a stupid ground hog sitting on a stump. Walking back to the van all happy that I got a god pic and all doors were locked and the thing was siting there with the AC on and stereo blaring away. Not to mention the fact that I was 400 miles out in the outbacks of Pa where a car only dare travel once per month. Picked up a big gooney and was walking around the van deciding which window to burst out. Threw the rock and the thing bounced the first time. That realy fired up the stupidity alarm and the thing didn't bounce the second time. Took me two years to get all the broken glass out though.

 

All right you sorry buggers,<br>A person can say ANYTHING and y'all come out with something dirty.<br>I was my son that did it. He takes after his mother. If he'd been more like me, that would have never happened.<br>Of course I totally expected something like that to come from Redleg. Anyone that's a combination BB stacker, powder monkey, and lanyard snatcher will come up with something dirty.<br>All's quiet right now. No word. Still jumping thru the hiney getting equipment ready. 90% of what I'm trying to fix is gun bunny stuff. They need nothing more than a muzzle loading cannon. The only difference between them and grunts is grunts had to show proof of at least one parent. No wonder I have less hair that's a much lighter color.<br>Gotta go pick up a trackhoe. Need to put a bit of a load on Clifford and clean the soot out. Kinda curious how the duals will sound with a real load.<br><br>boodunboodundiggingdirtandswalleringb arleypopsShortround out<br>

 

Shortround, I know my war stories bore ya to tears, but I guess I have to keep telling them if you can't figure out I'm not a muzzlemaggott, gunbunny, cannoncocker, etc. Not a grunt either. I was in FIST, an F.O. Some of the dirtiest mouths you'll here. Anyway, loaded up on coffee for the long ride home, outa here in 5 min. Gonna get some Z's, go to the lumber yard, and work on some siding if it doesn't rain. You guys take it easy.<br><br>Gettinantsytogetoutofworktogoworkdon

 

Red,<br>Being an FO/Fire support puke is even worse. That's the problem I'm having is y'alls gear &gt; &gt;<br>Never in my life have I seen more expensive stuff torn up by nothing more than retarded grunts.<br>Just finished up a M707 (FISTV/BFIST in a hummer) that went into the woodline. HOWEVER, the tree parts were ~18&quot; lower than the G/VLLD, night sight, TU, entire mounting station. $350,000+ to fix. Can't do a statement of charges cause his uncle is the Bde commander. Pay back is gonna cost him.<br>We'll meet one day. And when we do, we'll take a 12 pack or so and see who can talk the other out of a whipping. <br><br><br>headingbackoutinthedirtShortround out

 

<br><br>No, no, no, gotta have a 110 GT for that MOS. Problem is your stuck with a bunch of guys that are overthinking, and reading too much into the directions.

 

Don't know about anyone else on this site, but I would love to be a fly on the wall if Top, Redleg, and Shortround ever get together for a few &quot;beverages of choice.&quot;<br><br>Of course, waders would be a necessity real quick

 

You will need waders for those other guys stories as mine are still classified Well I do have a couple stories from my R&amp;R though 8)

 

Well I remember once when we were headed up the Perfume River to Hue..........................<br>Once, when we were in Na Trang and the &quot;green beanies&quot; got a bit rowdy. Or was it the &quot;black hats&quot;? Things are a bit fuzzy from all the Bamuba.<br>There was this little excursion to Phu Quoc and An Thoi.......<br><br>shortround out

 

Wonder why I get the impression that we need at least two more smilies? One showing hot air and another for old f er... I mean, old timers reminiscing.

 

And if you need a reason not to go Army, I think we're making a good case for it! ;D ;D<br>Shortround, God bless you and everyone going on this deployment. I'll be keeping the skies of Northwestern Oklahoma and Southcentral Texas safe.... :-[

 

And one time, at band camp.... :-X<br><br> <br><br>I, for one, like war stories and cool beverages, seein as how I was just a little bitty baby when y'all were travelling to exotic places, meeting interesting people, and introducing them to Uncle Sams arsenal....<br><br>SR, Redleg, Larry, and all the other combat vets here, you have my utmost respect. Thanks guys.