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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 08:31 PM
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On the surface it sounds like a good candidate for a man law, but lets explore it more. We, being the driver, could just say "turn down the heat", and the passenger would have to comply.
Depends on the driver. Is the passenger required to hang on to the overhead handles just to be able to stay upright? If so, the driver should forfeit at least the climate control.
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 08:32 PM
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Rule No. 4: The garage is the man's domain. Should any woman decide that she also has domain over the garage, the man is also entitled to the same rights in the rest of said residence.
If she gives input to the garage... He gets to give input to the bathroom... or bedroom.
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by carcrz
I say leave the rule in place. How many men actually do this? Do we need to start a poll?


Noooo, not everybody murders people either, but we still need a law to cover the ones that slip through the caracks.
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 08:34 PM
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For the beerdrinking type guys......never be the guy who "forgets" to buy a round or has to go to the bathroom when it's his turn to pay.

When it's your turn....buy a round, it's the law.
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 08:36 PM
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Rule No. 6: The man is responsible for all duties associated with his family's form(s) of transportation. This includes washing & vacuuming the car, filling up the tank, & all other routine maintenance.
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by jka
For the beerdrinking type guys......never be the guy who "forgets" to buy a round or has to go to bathroom when it's his turn to pay.

When it's your turn....buy a round, it's the law.
Here here! A round of what they're already drinking, not what you feel like buying, unless there is a concensus for a shot or something.
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by carcrz
Rule No. 6: The man is responsible for all duties associated with his family's form(s) of transportation. This includes washing & vacuuming the car, filling up the tank, & all other routine maintenance.
Lets be careful now. A lot of that is common-law knowledge, I don't think we need to concentrate on makeing laws that make work mandatory. The agenda is to PROTECT our interests, not legislate ourselves to servitude..
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 08:40 PM
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Rule No. 7: All duties associated w/ outdoor maintenace are the man's responsibility. Such duties include: mowing the lawn, trimming the bushes, cleaning the gutters, and painting the house. Other occurrences may arise and must be dealt with in a timely matter.
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Redleg
Lets be careful now. A lot of that is common-law knowledge, I don't think we need to concentrate on makeing laws that make work mandatory. The agenda is to PROTECT our interests, not legislate ourselves to servitude..
I figured it was only fair. Sadly enough, some men don't understand their place in a marriage & become quite lazy IMO.
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 08:47 PM
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I don't disagree, but women have plenty of organization, resoureces, administration, etc. to fend for their own interests in these matters. The Man LAws are just a grass roots venture to get us to a hightened awareness of how we desrve to be treated and how to treat each other. (Insert soapbox smiley here).
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Redleg
Lets be careful now. A lot of that is common-law knowledge, I don't think we need to concentrate on making laws that make work mandatory. The agenda is to PROTECT our interests, not legislate ourselves to servitude..
I agree, we as men must be able to supervise the vacuuming and cleaning of a car, enlisting the service of kids is a right of manhood. We should be able to deputize minors to perform menial tasks. After all, we are teaching the youth of America.
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by carcrz
Rule No. 7: All duties associated w/ outdoor maintenace are the man's responsibility. Such duties include: mowing the lawn, trimming the bushes, cleaning the gutters, and painting the house. Other occurrences may arise and must be dealt with in a timely matter.
Who's side are you on?
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 08:54 PM
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Pssst... I think it's a troll.....
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 09:00 PM
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Okay, I'll stop. Maybe some needed sleep will enlighten me on some more beneficial laws for tomorrow.
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Old Oct 14, 2006 | 09:40 PM
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lol nothing wrong with trying to impress your wife, who will later read these when you go to bed.
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