It's New Week Breakroom
03-24-2016, 04:28 PM
#46
DTR's Night Watchman & Poet Laureate
03-24-2016, 06:40 PM
#47
Proprietor of Fiver's Inn and Hospitality Center
Oh brother - - - I am almost afraid to come and open the door to this place anymore - - something might be contagious.
When you get too bored, wander down this way with your RV. You can park out at the ranch - - have lots of work you can do out there to cure you dulls. If you want civilization for a day, wander into town and you can help here - - lots of neat stuff to do - - bring your bathing suit. Then we can go downtown and put new window sills in the 2nd floor of the office building. Also needs painting. See, lots to do. .............
03-25-2016, 08:21 AM
#49
DTR's Night Watchman & Poet Laureate
Good morning all and good day to you
Bob, Sherod left you a pot of PhOO...,
On the counter to share are eggs and some bacon
Don't eat too much , or yet belly be ache'in
Its Friday at last , the weekends at hand
For your days off, hope a fun plan!
Now I must go forth ,my work day to start
Y'all have a good'un, b safe and b smart
Bob, Sherod left you a pot of PhOO...,
On the counter to share are eggs and some bacon
Don't eat too much , or yet belly be ache'in
Its Friday at last , the weekends at hand
For your days off, hope a fun plan!
Now I must go forth ,my work day to start
Y'all have a good'un, b safe and b smart
03-25-2016, 01:44 PM
#51
Registered User
Years back, my dad put out a trap to catch a skunk that kept raiding his garden. He caught my cat instead. My dad was convinced that cat was going to kill him in his sleep one night for that. He finally did catch the skunk. Drowned the thing in a 55 gallon barrel of water. Mistake! The skunk let go and it floated to the surface. My dads smirk turned to a screaming, crying, gagging, wail as he ran.
03-25-2016, 01:56 PM
#52
Registered User
Here I sit
at my desk
typing whit
as you might guess
outside my window
a bunny hops
the Easter bunny?
surely not
it's black, not white
or could it be?
the new diverse
seasonal rabbit
of the diversity verse
at my desk
typing whit
as you might guess
outside my window
a bunny hops
the Easter bunny?
surely not
it's black, not white
or could it be?
the new diverse
seasonal rabbit
of the diversity verse
03-25-2016, 02:12 PM
#53
DTR's Night Watchman & Poet Laureate
The Easter bunny will not hop
He will not trot or sway
He is not white , he is not brown nor
Any of 50 shades of grey
He must now be more PC
And so, it's sad to say
The Easter bunny for this year
Is a multi-ethnic gay!
( rejected by Hallmark Cards.... No explanation given)
He will not trot or sway
He is not white , he is not brown nor
Any of 50 shades of grey
He must now be more PC
And so, it's sad to say
The Easter bunny for this year
Is a multi-ethnic gay!
( rejected by Hallmark Cards.... No explanation given)
03-25-2016, 03:58 PM
#54
Proprietor of Fiver's Inn and Hospitality Center
Oh my goodness - - - I could offer a multitude of explanations. This is going from bad to horrible. ................
..................but somewhat amusing. ..................
Grabbed my ph00 and out while I am still holding my breath. Might catch something. .........................
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..................but somewhat amusing. ..................Grabbed my ph00 and out while I am still holding my breath. Might catch something. .........................
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03-25-2016, 04:15 PM
#55
Top's Younger Twin
Hallmark smallfart
They not know your special art.
The bunny rabbit eats more then just carrots, he's developed these bad habits from his friends called ferrets.
Bobby rainbow is his name
Frolicking gayly with flowing mane.
His latest moves are quite the credo, especially when he's in his Speedo.
Ok that's enuff
MAYBE
They not know your special art.
The bunny rabbit eats more then just carrots, he's developed these bad habits from his friends called ferrets.
Bobby rainbow is his name
Frolicking gayly with flowing mane.
His latest moves are quite the credo, especially when he's in his Speedo.
Ok that's enuff
MAYBE
03-25-2016, 05:41 PM
#56
Registered User
Thread Starter
"Hanging my head" I am SO out of my League!!!!!!!!
I read the poetry to the Wife. She was speechless and walked out of the room shaking her head. WINNER!
I read the poetry to the Wife. She was speechless and walked out of the room shaking her head. WINNER!
