Dodge Diesel - Diesel Truck Resource Forums

Dodge Diesel - Diesel Truck Resource Forums (https://www.dieseltruckresource.com/forums/)
-   Other (https://www.dieseltruckresource.com/forums/other-94/)
-   -   Investing..... (https://www.dieseltruckresource.com/forums/other-94/investing-79131/)

t-15 firefighter Sep 28, 2005 10:48 AM

Investing.....
 
Investing

1.If you purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock
one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

2.Invested with Enron, you would have had
$16.50 left of the $1,000.00

3. With WorldCom.,you would have less that
$5.00.

But if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago and drank all the beer, than turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would
have $214.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401 KEG PLAN. So much for investing for your retirement.

Britt

;)

darrenG Sep 28, 2005 11:21 AM

what would I have if I invested that money in google? [verymad]

67HotRod Sep 28, 2005 12:02 PM

DarrenG: Answer, a new truck!


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:22 AM.


© 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands