Investing.....
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Investing.....
Investing
1.If you purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock
one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
2.Invested with Enron, you would have had
$16.50 left of the $1,000.00
3. With WorldCom.,you would have less that
$5.00.
But if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago and drank all the beer, than turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would
have $214.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401 KEG PLAN. So much for investing for your retirement.
Britt
1.If you purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock
one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
2.Invested with Enron, you would have had
$16.50 left of the $1,000.00
3. With WorldCom.,you would have less that
$5.00.
But if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago and drank all the beer, than turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would
have $214.00. Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401 KEG PLAN. So much for investing for your retirement.
Britt
