Illegal Border Crossing
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Illegal Border Crossing
Let Me See If I Got This Right
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard
Labor.
If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.
If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.
If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.
If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard From
Again.
If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy
And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into
Political Prison To Rot.
If You Cross The U.s. Border Illegally You Get...
A Job,
Drivers License,
Social Security Card,
Welfare,
Food Stamps,
Credit Cards,
Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
Free Education,
Free Health Care,
A Lobbyist In Washington
Billions Of Dollars Worth Of Public Documents Printed In Your Language
The Right To Carry Your Country’s Flag While You Protest That You Don’t Get Enough Respect
And, In Many Instances, You Can Vote.
I Just Wanted To Make Sure I Had A Firm Grasp On The Situation
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard
Labor.
If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.
If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.
If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.
If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard From
Again.
If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy
And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into
Political Prison To Rot.
If You Cross The U.s. Border Illegally You Get...
A Job,
Drivers License,
Social Security Card,
Welfare,
Food Stamps,
Credit Cards,
Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
Free Education,
Free Health Care,
A Lobbyist In Washington
Billions Of Dollars Worth Of Public Documents Printed In Your Language
The Right To Carry Your Country’s Flag While You Protest That You Don’t Get Enough Respect
And, In Many Instances, You Can Vote.
I Just Wanted To Make Sure I Had A Firm Grasp On The Situation
If we mined the boarder it would save $ AND THEM THAT MAKE IT ACROSS CAN STAY!
My parents came hear from Germany after WWII,took him 10 years to get a visa to get hear.3 years for Canada ,so he went to Canada first, had $2 in his pockets and a wife and child ,never got 1 cent help from the gov. and didn't want any! He had several successful businesses he started and gave lots of people a job. he told me he signed a statement in the Visa papers that he would never become a financial burden to the states (he had to have a job and work) whats wrong with going back to that?
My parents came hear from Germany after WWII,took him 10 years to get a visa to get hear.3 years for Canada ,so he went to Canada first, had $2 in his pockets and a wife and child ,never got 1 cent help from the gov. and didn't want any! He had several successful businesses he started and gave lots of people a job. he told me he signed a statement in the Visa papers that he would never become a financial burden to the states (he had to have a job and work) whats wrong with going back to that?
I wish I was as fine, as those who work the pipeline!
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I wonder how long till SWAT is called out, the old ladies must be getting out of control again.
Is that God Bless America I hear them singing, while holding hands???
I'll just bet those bottles being thrown were actually meant to go in the trash cans, they must have just missed and bounced in the air.
Things that make you go Hmmmmm...
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There was supposed to be a BIG rally in downtown Houston today. All of the illegal "immigrants" were supposed to be out to denounce Arizona's new law.
Actual attendance was 3 members of LULAC (League of United Latin American Citizens) underline Citizens. They said that the low turnout was due to a local talk show host, Michael Berry, had announced that ICE was going to show up at the rally. I guess that the "ILLEGAL CITIZENS" felt that ICE'S presence would be too much to bear.....
GO FIGURE.....
Go home and come back legally and we will all welcome each and every one with open arms!!!!!!!!!
Gary
Actual attendance was 3 members of LULAC (League of United Latin American Citizens) underline Citizens. They said that the low turnout was due to a local talk show host, Michael Berry, had announced that ICE was going to show up at the rally. I guess that the "ILLEGAL CITIZENS" felt that ICE'S presence would be too much to bear.....
GO FIGURE.....
Go home and come back legally and we will all welcome each and every one with open arms!!!!!!!!!
Gary
There was supposed to be a BIG rally in downtown Houston today. All of the illegal "immigrants" were supposed to be out to denounce Arizona's new law.
Actual attendance was 3 members of LULAC (League of United Latin American Citizens) underline Citizens. They said that the low turnout was due to a local talk show host, Michael Berry, had announced that ICE was going to show up at the rally. I guess that the "ILLEGAL CITIZENS" felt that ICE'S presence would be too much to bear.....
GO FIGURE.....
Go home and come back legally and we will all welcome each and every one with open arms!!!!!!!!!
Gary
Actual attendance was 3 members of LULAC (League of United Latin American Citizens) underline Citizens. They said that the low turnout was due to a local talk show host, Michael Berry, had announced that ICE was going to show up at the rally. I guess that the "ILLEGAL CITIZENS" felt that ICE'S presence would be too much to bear.....
GO FIGURE.....
Go home and come back legally and we will all welcome each and every one with open arms!!!!!!!!!
Gary





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