If a blonde chick sky-dives, does her head whistle on the way down?

 

 

thats funny, i dont care who ya are!

 

And he wonders why there's white-out all over his screen...d'oh!

 

You can't tell me you haven't had weird stuff like that pop in your head while going down the road. Gives you plenty of time for that on a long and boring road, or working out in the middle of a big field.

Not mine, but I like this blonde joke-
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door
to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman replied, "Oh, OK. Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No. Just up to my *****."

www.stupid.com

 

Here's a blonde joke for ya. There's a blonde a redhead, an a brunette an there all in the 3rd grade, whose got the bigger *****??? The blonde u know why? Cause she's 18 haha hehe I think thats a good one especially when u tell it to a blonde or your drunk!

 

The first one was funny. The second one was entertaining. The third one you'd have to be drunk to laugh at it. No offense.

 

I think I'm having a Blond moment.

 

My kids are all grown, but I have two blonde daughters, one brownette, and two sons to stir the pot. Trust me when I say this, I have heard every form of blonde joke and at times had to pull them apart when the jokes got too good

 

Haulin, I also have 5 kids with 2 blondes. Pretty well all blond jokes make it to our house. The blonds tell most of them. They have good senses of humour. My oldest blond got straight A's all through High School and a pretty good academic scholarship to College were she's getting her Bachelors Degree in Nursing, so I can't accuse her of being a dumb blond but she does have a blond moment every now and then.