A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to<br>get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from<br>his home and leaving him at the park.... As he was getting<br>home, the cat was walking up the driveway....The next day,<br>he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and<br>the same again.... Driving back up his driveway, there<br>was the cat!<br><br>He kept taking the cat further and further and the darn<br>cat would always beat him home. At last, he decided to<br>drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge,<br>then right again and another right until he reached what he<br>thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat<br>there.... Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: &quot;Jen, is<br>the cat there?&quot; &quot;Yes&quot;, the wife answers...&quot;why do you ask?&quot;<br><br>Frustrated, the man answered: &quot;Put that edited by admin on<br>the phone, I'm lost and need directions!&quot;