found your burger!

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/...er/?test=faces

 

Nothing with 9 volts would move that thing let alone your overly large carcass.

BAM right in the Jimmy

 

I FEEL THE LOVE - - - UUUUUZZZZZING RIGHT OUT OF MY SCREEN. ..

(oooppppsss, that is the mustard from my hamburger - - oh rats - - bummer........)

 

you gonna have to twin turbo the kubota chair with a shot of NOS yourself slim!

BAM

 

Speaking of Mustard, the old saying I heard when I was a kid, and I hear it now is...That thing ain't gonna cut the mustard. Thats the way to reference Chris in his KOMODO MOBILE.

Standard equipment on the KUBOTA CHAIR.

One good thing about your 9 volt powered Mr. Chubby Chair is it has solar panels that act as sun visors to stop the glare that blinds oncoming traffic from your melon.

BAM
A
M
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and BAM!

Mmmmm burgers.

Bobby, this boy is gonna need some of my old Depends. They are just too big for me now and he will need the extra filling capacity after he feels the hurtin I put on him in the race.

Are we doing oval, drag strip or Baja?

 

oh ya. well Madhat told me that you ordered a bunch of them 1 piece blue jump suits that all the retired folks wear out there in Yuma since they are always on sale down there! right there is enough of a bad visual to scare anybody and let the 9 volt chair around ya! LOL

BAM!

 

Well, it was HAT that I saw wearing the blue RV Jump suit and behind him was this guy wearing a pink RV suit and those giant tinted glasses that cover the bi-focals. As I was walking away Hat says; "Its ok Chris, he had no idea it was you." Some stealth mission there guys.

I kinda like the way those RV suits buckle up with that twist latch.
Are you wearing the white or two tone slip on RV shoes?
I prefer the Velcro ones over the slip ons.

 

2 tone brother!

lol

 

Two-tone rocks.

 

found your onesy when you were a newborn


http://www.google.com/products/catal...=0CK0BEPMCMAs#


BAM!

 

I found your clothier site...

http://www.metromedicalonline.com/tran2190bag.html

BIG BAM!

 

i am still in the jr section, those are for you no neck weight lifting thugs that are retired and have hemi-roids from too much powerlifting

BIGGER BAM!

 

Blah blah blah.
The fact that you have to wear slip on shoes because you cannot breathe or stand up after tying your shoes tells EVERYONE that you need the BIG BOY Pupey pants.

Besides...any weightlifter that knows what he is doing will never have a grape hanging from the nether lands.



BIM BANG BOOM

 

i wear the slip ons cause i can just slip and run. gives me a head start during our cart race. you have to pull start the kubota diesel and I am already at a snails pace with the 9 volt chair!

 

You never said anything about getting up to a snails pace. I better change the gearing in my Kubota chair. I was using the engine as a counter weight.