Heidi, Yea I think it's funny though.
But here goes another a couple more:
1. Either cook me something to eat or get out.
1.If you don't have anything important to say,then just keep your mouth shut.

 

Wow Cin your really comin along here, #1 also try not to look at me without any makeup.

 

#1 for a woman is : if you don't like the way I look without make-up ,that's your fault. lol

 

C thats not fair because when we meet you we aren't meeting you we are meeting your represenative, for example you face dosen't look like that, you aren't that tall, you hair isn't really that color, those are probably your girlfreinds cloths, you skin isn't really that tan in december, and hmmmkkk aren't really that big. Now on the other hand men don't need all this "fake" stuff.

 

Excellent point! The only thing men might do is put on "clean" clothes and shave!

Chris

 

See you guys can also be misleading also. Example: That's not your place ,it's a buddies . It's usually a borrowed car or truck. And sometime you all tell us about a great restaraunt your thinking of taking us to is eitherWhite Castle or McDonalds. LOL

 

Exactly men are naturally superior, for example take alook at nature the male is always the better lookin likes ducks and peacocks the female is always brown and homely.

 

there is no way i am taking some broad to MY house, I dont want her finding her way back when I'm through.
I am not taking you to a restaurant, I will meet you there.

problem solved. but that is hypothetically speaking of course, I am married

 

Hehehe, you are comparing yourself to the peacock and duck? I was thinking more on the lines of a Elephant or a Lion. lol

 

Just face it men are better Cin its ok its not your fault.

 

If it was me...I don't have a house of my own, but I would certainly be showing off my own truck, and if there's one thing I know how to find, it's a good restaurant. You don't get to be my size by eating at crappy restaurants!

The things I could do with a trunk like that! Not so much on the lion part...that much hair would have to be hot in the summer

Actually, a peacock and duck aren't too shabby...but not exactly the best at survival sticking out like a sore thumb!

Chris

 

JD,isn't that like saying you get better with age?LMAO
Chris,I see. LOL .

 

somethings get better with age, but after a while, It just starts to ROT.

 

Yep it gets soft in the middle.

 

My oh my. One question though why is it that men wrinkle faster than women?LOL