future wwe champ
 

its official, im gonna be a wrestler. i was at a party w/ some friends and one of the guys there runs a wrestling promotion. somehow a conversation about wrestling got started up and he asked if i would be interested in being in a battle royal match. the match will be on march 3 and i am super excited! i have watched wrestling since i was 6 and it is a childhood dream to wrestle if only for one match and i finally got my chance. if anyone has nothing better to do that night and will be around texas city, tx pm me and ill give you the particulars so u can come see me get my butt kicked. :p

I didn't know they did that kind of thing around here

So you're going to be doing professional, WWF style wrestling?


Need any leather pants or spandex? I got plenty from my band-member days...

Don't know about getting your rear kicked?? When they tell you to take the fake fall, just punch him in the lower's and win. Then run out and you will be the champ!! Tell us how it goes if you do decide to do it my way?? Don't take the fall, Win at all cost, it will be the ultimate chance of a lifetime! Goodluck,,Rick and PS You can run fast can't you??

yeah, it will be wwf style wrestling. kandgo, i would take your advice but, its gonna be a battle royal meaning there will be 30 men in the ring at once. there are no pin-falls. if you are thrown over the top rope, you're eliminated. the last man left wins. oh, and no i dont need spandex [laugh] , the gimmick i will use wears overalls [yuk] . not my idea [eyecrazy]

Cool...I used to do those tough man fighting contests in me younger days, Won a bunch of them too, but we threw real haymakers..no fake falls in that line of work ;)

Good luck!

Sure it ain't Crosby boy...

the gimmick i will have is called "bone head". ill be wearing a mask that looks like a skull and overalls. the promoter said he gives this gimmick to alot of nubies untill they come up with their own gimmick.

As they say " if the shoe fits... [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] " I used to watch religiously in the late 90's, lost track of it after I joined the Coast Guard.

http://www.highimpactwrestling.com/Bonehead.htm
this will be me :D . the promotor said overalls but whatever

http://www.highimpactwrestling.com/Bonehead.jpg


Wow...

They sure are scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas, aren't they? [whistle]



At least I have somebody to root for on WWE now. When are you gonna be on TV?

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Ah, never mind [laugh]

DEREK840378, as seen on "COPS" [laugh]