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IRAQ<br>><br>>What is the Iraqi air force motto?<br>>I came, I saw, Iran.<br>><br>><br>>Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise<br>>program?<br>>Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave<br>>them there.<br>><br>>What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?<br>>Two days.<br>><br>>What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?<br>>They both have Kurds in their way.<br>><br>><br>>What is the best Iraqi job?<br>>Foreign ambassador.<br>><br>><br>>Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi<br>>fighter pilots?<br>>You only have to teach them to take off.<br>><br>><br>>How do you play Iraqi bingo?<br>>B-52 ... F-16 ... A-10 ... B-1<br>><br>><br>>What is Iraq's national bird?<br>>Duck.<br>><br>><br>>What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?<br>>They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!<br>><br>>Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?<br>>So they can see their air force.<br>><br>><br>I thought we could get a good laugh out of this. Stress relief, had to be done. 
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