Two DTR buddies take their Rams to the garage to spend the day doin' mods. While they're getting ready to start the mods, one buddy stands up, takes his hat off, holds it down against his chest and bows his head. The second buddy watches this as he sees a funeral procession pass by the garage. He says to his buddy "That's very commendable and sympathetic to stop and pay respects to the deceaased."
He replied "Well it's the least I could do, I was married to her for almost 18 years!!!"

 

Hehehehehehe............ Now ya know why I'm not married anymore....

 

the guy i play poker with, he and the mrs. don't sleep in the same room. 20+ they seem happy

 

your a bad bad man