French joke or is it?
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French joke or is it?
Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says: “I like to see accountants on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered”.
The second one responds:”Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded”.
The third surgeon says: “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: “The French are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no ***** and no spine. Plus, the head and butt are interchangeable”.
The first surgeon says: “I like to see accountants on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered”.
The second one responds:”Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color-coded”.
The third surgeon says: “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes: “The French are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no ***** and no spine. Plus, the head and butt are interchangeable”.
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