An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by most everything <br>they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide <br>back together again. The boy asked, &quot;What is this, Father?&quot; <br><br>The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, &quot;Son, I have never seen anything <br>like this in my life, I don't know what it is.&quot; <br><br>While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an overweight old lady in a <br>wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the <br>lady rolled between them into a small room. <br><br>The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the <br>walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and <br>then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. <br><br>Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old blonde woman <br>stepped out.The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son ... <br>&quot;Go get your Mother.&quot;<br>

 

 

??? I don't understand.

 

Well Don, the kid thought that.....then his dad, see, was.....and then the old lady.......uh........never mind.

 

Oh I see.... that IS a good one