Easter Breakroom 3/27 - 4/2
03-28-2016, 09:32 PM
#16
Top's Younger Twin
Hey pick your nose rhyme style prose!
Very cool, maybe not. It sounds too much like snot.
slippery loogies from my finger, flick that stuff at Lary's leggers
For it snot what makes sense more what sounds like nonsense
Tendonitis or tendonosis?
Need to know which one for proper diagnosis.
One is much worse and you'll need a nurse.
Very cool, maybe not. It sounds too much like snot.
slippery loogies from my finger, flick that stuff at Lary's leggers
For it snot what makes sense more what sounds like nonsense
Tendonitis or tendonosis?
Need to know which one for proper diagnosis.
One is much worse and you'll need a nurse.
03-29-2016, 06:55 AM
#17
Proprietor of Fiver's Inn and Hospitality Center
Hey pick your nose rhyme style prose!
Very cool, maybe not. It sounds too much like snot.
slippery loogies from my finger, flick that stuff at Lary's leggers
For it snot what makes sense more what sounds like nonsense
Tendonitis or tendonosis?
Need to know which one for proper diagnosis.
One is much worse and you'll need a nurse.
Very cool, maybe not. It sounds too much like snot.
slippery loogies from my finger, flick that stuff at Lary's leggers
For it snot what makes sense more what sounds like nonsense
Tendonitis or tendonosis?
Need to know which one for proper diagnosis.
One is much worse and you'll need a nurse.
Only one thing is go and pray.
FOR SCOTTY - - REAL HARD.
03-29-2016, 08:19 AM
#18
DTR's Night Watchman & Poet Laureate
It's Tuesday morning,Rise and Shine
And listen to a sorry full rhyme, about what this morning came to pass,and a Rottweiler filled with bad bad gas...
I was awoke this morning by a smell
Like a portapotty used at a Taco Bell
My Rottweiller had passed a cloud
That would've done ol' Satan proud
Easter eggs missed by the seekers
The likely cause of her noxious reekers,
The paint is peeled now from the walls
In shame she hides behind her paws
The wife was gagging in despair,
On the pungent fumes wafting in the air.
The windows she threw open wide
While screaming "take that dog outside"!
So watery eyed and barely breathing
The vaporous cloud behind us streaming
We hurried to the kitchen door and and as I passed out on the floor
Out of doors the poor dog went
Until her ammo has all been spent
And listen to a sorry full rhyme, about what this morning came to pass,and a Rottweiler filled with bad bad gas...
I was awoke this morning by a smell
Like a portapotty used at a Taco Bell
My Rottweiller had passed a cloud
That would've done ol' Satan proud
Easter eggs missed by the seekers
The likely cause of her noxious reekers,
The paint is peeled now from the walls
In shame she hides behind her paws
The wife was gagging in despair,
On the pungent fumes wafting in the air.
The windows she threw open wide
While screaming "take that dog outside"!
So watery eyed and barely breathing
The vaporous cloud behind us streaming
We hurried to the kitchen door and and as I passed out on the floor
Out of doors the poor dog went
Until her ammo has all been spent
03-29-2016, 05:16 PM
#22
Registered User
I'm caught in the bureaucratic mess of FED/State money. Just found out that my purchase of over 8k of uniforms and equipment will not be paid for due to archaic KY laws. My next few weeks will truly not be fun. I don't get paid enough for this.......
On the great side, I'm flying for free the next few days. I am going to be be the safety pilot for a guy finishing up his hood time for CFI.
Now for the poem.....
There once was a boy from Nantucket
I quit.....
On the great side, I'm flying for free the next few days. I am going to be be the safety pilot for a guy finishing up his hood time for CFI.
Now for the poem.....
There once was a boy from Nantucket
I quit.....
03-30-2016, 07:33 AM
#25
Top's Younger Twin
Looky here there's an empty tray
A bunch of crumbs
Wake up ewe bums
And go seize your day
Belch
Oink
03-30-2016, 09:12 AM
#26
DTR's Night Watchman & Poet Laureate
Scotty may have cleaned the tray
But he missed the box!
I've donuts filling both my hands
Plus one shoved in my socks
Not much to talk about this morn,
I had a peaceful slumber ,
And now with my belly full,
It's off to work I lumber..
But he missed the box!
I've donuts filling both my hands
Plus one shoved in my socks
Not much to talk about this morn,
I had a peaceful slumber ,
And now with my belly full,
It's off to work I lumber..
03-30-2016, 09:44 AM
#27
Registered User
Thanks Scotty
Hillbillys can't ryme or spell very well
didn't pay attention to any prose in school
thought it was all a drool
I keep hot rod and car craft hidden inside my books
but I make enough money to have a Dodge diesel
and the skills to work on it to save me money
Hillbillys can't ryme or spell very well
didn't pay attention to any prose in school
thought it was all a drool
I keep hot rod and car craft hidden inside my books
but I make enough money to have a Dodge diesel
and the skills to work on it to save me money
03-30-2016, 03:48 PM
#28
Registered User
Impending storms are on the way
made for a unhappy no-flying day
Met the owner, quite a fellow
Told me his plane is primary yellow
Sunday's free, no task on hand
Wonder if I can make it land?
Wife is out, stove is cold.
Want to bet the bread has mold?
made for a unhappy no-flying day
Met the owner, quite a fellow
Told me his plane is primary yellow
Sunday's free, no task on hand
Wonder if I can make it land?
Wife is out, stove is cold.
Want to bet the bread has mold?
03-31-2016, 11:32 AM
#29
Proprietor of Fiver's Inn and Hospitality Center
HMMM?????? After noon and no coffee/ph00/donuts/dog food - - - nuttin. Just got in from working in yard all morning and figured a cup of ph00 would be wonderful. OK, made it - -- - plus coffee, but knew something would be here to crunch on so did not bring anything. Sorry.
Oklahoma - - - duck and hide. Seeing some nasty pics from up there. Not fun. Think it has moved out by now.
Ph00 is down ........................
...................gone.
Oklahoma - - - duck and hide. Seeing some nasty pics from up there. Not fun. Think it has moved out by now.
Ph00 is down ........................
...................gone.