Daisy
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Daisy
The following ad was placed in the Atlanta Journal:<br><br> SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights relaxing by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.<br><br> I'll be at your front door when you come home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me, and I'm all yours. Call 591-1234 and ask for Daisy.<br><br> Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an 8-week-old Labrador Retriever.<br><br> Men are so easy.<br><br><br>DW<br>
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Re:Daisy
Love it!!!!! Read it to my wife and she is still laughing. Not sure if she is laughing at the joke or the gullibility of men.
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Those men would probably be better off with the dog in the long run 
Not intending any disrespect to our lady members, but a dog does make a wonderful companion. <br><br> And anyone dumb enough to call about an ad like that, lead me to believe they will be less than happy in any kind of a relationship and would most likely end up sleeping in the dog house themselves <br>
Not intending any disrespect to our lady members, but a dog does make a wonderful companion. <br><br> And anyone dumb enough to call about an ad like that, lead me to believe they will be less than happy in any kind of a relationship and would most likely end up sleeping in the dog house themselves <br>
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