"I thought that thing was going to flip over when she fired that thing up" I said "yeah, and it will flip back over when you shut it down"

"Sounds like a dump truck. Can you coast uphill so it isn't so loud?"

"heard your truck goin' down the road the other day..." fade to guy looking and sounding rather dumb trying to sound like my truck.

"how do you like that truck? Don't know why you would want a diesel. I'll stick to my v-8 (gas)"

I had no comment for him....like they say, If you don't know, well.......

 

"How can you stand that rattl'n ?"

My comment. "Its not a rattle, its the sound of power!" ;D

 

Heres a comment from my mom one day after she followed me to her house.. i hauled a couch home for her...
"Dave, you better get you truck looked at."
"...why?" I ask.
"It's smokin' real bad."
;D

 

ROFLMAO

"smokin' out da back"

 

With the voice of Larry "The Cable guy"
Thats funny I dont care who you are.

 

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Thats funny cause you know they dont understand.
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.......and in most cases don't want to understand. Closed minds. "My mind is made up so don't confuse me with the facts".

 

blahahahahahahahhaha gassers= sad

 

Today - "how you like'n the big dodge?" "come and see me afta 60,000 anda transmission toe up!" I said "It's a six speed" and his look after that comment =



John

 

Friend of mine that has a 24v went to the Fuel Station and there was a friend of mine with her firebird she thinks its kinda fast. : She has the handling part down pact but she has no speed. So i went over there and asked her if she wanted to race that truck over there and she heard it idle and she was like "I only have 6cylinders" I was like so does that.

 

lol.......a girl that thinks she can drive good...blahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahhahahahahahaahhaahhaahhahahahahahahhaha :'( :'( :'(

 

Now if you REALLY want to blow smoke. Tap a fitting into the exhaust side of the turbo and inject raw fuel into the exhaust. Huge amounts of pure white greasy getting all over the vehicle behind you smoke. All our smoke generators were set up that way. Only bad thing is JP-8 don't smoke.

 

My first CTD was a 92 D250 w/ a 5 speed. Although it wasn't that fast off the line, she would move on the highway. Anyways, the best thing about it was that when I mashed the accellerator that thing would blow some huge black smoke. Anybody that was in the right lane beside me that irritated me in the least got a face full!! Man, I wish this new 03 did that (with no mods).......

 

being a confessed gas-a-holic, I got smart and switched to diesel. With that said, I never got the opportunity to belch a cloud...I admit, I would like to, but do not want to modify the truck any ....well, except the exhaust is done.

Oh well, maybe one day I will buy an older one to play with and teach myself some diesel, cummins that is. ;D

John