Y'know, the greatest advertising campaign has yet to be tried, (at least to my knowledge), and everytime I mention it, I just get 'The Look'.

So today, for a limited time only, I'm gonna let you in on the biggest marketing secret the world has yet to discover! And remember, you heard it here on DTR first!

What's the one thing people just HAVE to buy, but no one really WANTS to? The answer, of course, is TOILET PAPER!

Just imagine how many people would see your business name or product, EVERY SINGLE DAY, if it was imprinted on each little sheet of toilet paper! People would LOVE your business, if only for the fact that you've saved them the expense of buying something that is intended to go to waste right from the start. It's literally saving them from flushing their money right down the toilet, and they'll CERTAINLY remember the business or product that did that for them!

So now that you have the poop on the real secret to success in advertising, wipe the slate clean and get ready to be successful!

chaikwa.

 

I've heard that Honda toilet paper is a big seller at Harley shops............

 

Chaikwa, in some Biffs around here they have a little business card holder, someone made an ad run for selling weight loss stuff. But the acutual toilet paper now that's ............geinous

 

Yup, that's me... Jeenee-us!

chaikwa.