To: The Cat From: The Dog
 

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water, in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet, as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside ~ where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

I wish - the actual owner of the cat would NOT be impressed :D I'll keep it in mind though.

Seen this one.... showed it to the "Boss" and she was unimpressed...said something liek .." if you ever even think of doing something like that........"[nonono] [nonono]

I need to show this one to my "Boss" but will will most likely get the same response, our cat may to big to fit into the commode.
I would add that a couple years ago the cat got out (stays inside all the time too many coyotes) and ran accross yard did not know what a swimming pool was ran right into it. Had to be there but worth the laugh.

"I" don't have a cat but the "boss" does. According to her I own the dog which is fine by me. I would love to try the above if I thought I could get away with it, but I know better.
CJ

No way! Our cats just bypass the human toilet for the GIANT one outside.[laugh]

I could not imagine being married to a cat lover. Im so glad mine doesnt like them. I only like barn cats. And I only like barn cats that are scared to death of people. That way they stay away from me, and they kill the mice. Of course, I actually prefer a chicken snake over a cat. The snake wont pee all over my stuff, and he wont leave hair everywhere...:D


We used to have a barn cat that was an excellent micer. She would leave her kills at the foot of the barn door for us to find in the morning, and she was hardly ever seen. Best cat we ever had.

So many cats, so few recipies
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NEED VIDEO....[laugh]

No Kidding...someone wanna try it and post the vid?? :D

PalKid, I used to feel pretty much the same as you - but now that we have a cat I feel differently. Actually, Ive grown quite attached to him.....the hair is the worst part though.