Canadian Temperature Guide

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably,

Canadians plant gardens.


35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

Italian cars won't start,

Canadians drive with the windows down.


32° Fahrenheit (0° C)

American water freezes,

Canadian water gets thicker.


0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

New York Citylandlords finally turn on the heat,

Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.


-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

Mt.St. Helensfreezes,

Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.


-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,

Ottawacanal opens for skating.


-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes,

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.


-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,

Canadians start saying "cold eh?"


-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

Hell freezes over,

Leafs win Stanley Cup.

 

That NYC Landlords thing kills me! ROTF

 

Its not too far from the truth.

Freezing rain again here...and the real cold stuff is on its way again.

 

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

Hell freezes over,

Leafs win Stanley Cup. [/B][/QUOTE]

 

Us individuals from MN used to have something close, not quite as cold, but somthing about when hell was freezing and the Vikings in the Superbowl winning...

 

somewhere between-60 and -100 North Dakotans look at it as a vacation site

 

Hey it feels good when it stops. Sort of like digging a hole it is nice to stop and have a cup of tea. It was up from -22C, to -10 today and guys where saying it was nice out, Go figure. Moma BBQ till she can't get the lid up. Lets not talk about the Leafs please.

 

hmmmm maybe at -500 Lake Erie would freeze solid enough to go Ice fishing. I know a great spot between Erieau Canada and Cleveland.

 

ONLY 2 WORD TO DESCRIBE IT
EXCELLENT EH!

 

Too cold to build igloos?http://www.cbc.ca/storyview/MSN/2004...ld_north040119